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# Vanity Fair Oscar Party Fug Carpet: Elisabeth Moss in Houghton
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vanity-fair-oscar-party-fug-carpet-elisabeth-moss-in-houghton-03-2014/
- Published: 2014-03-04T20:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T00:58:31.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2014 Oscars, Oscars, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

Wow.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476351929.xml "Elisabeth Moss")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/03/476351929.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But, I sympathize. I mean, what's a girl to do when her breasts think they're Batman? You just wait for the right time for an Intervention and then love them through it.

\[Photo: Getty\]