Olivia Munn in Alexander McQueen

Don't make your boobs look like the eyes of an insect warlord. Just don't.

Olivia Munn

This is a closer look at the harness for you. It's... I mean, it's a harness. Period. It's fancy tack. It's a boob bridle. Nobody clip any reins onto that thing, okay? Although she looks sort of traumatized in this photo, so maybe somebody already tried.

Olivia Munn

It also looks bad from the side. (I'm a completist.)

Vanity Fair Oscar Party Fug Carpet: Olivia Munn

The Newsroom (HOW WHY NOOO) has one more season, and then methinks someone wouldn't mind a gift-stint on Orange Is The New Black. How do I know? Because she's proving right here that she's comfortable in prison. [Photos: WENN, Getty]