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# Vanity Fair Oscar Party Fug Carpet: Rashida Jones in Valentino
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vanity-fair-oscar-party-fug-carpet-rashida-jones-in-valentino-03-2014/
- Published: 2014-03-05T15:00:58.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T00:57:46.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2014 Oscars, Oscars, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

Her head looks as good as it ever has, but the rest of it is too strong for her.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/rashidajonesvanityfairoscarsspl712266_340.xml "Rashida Jones")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/03/rashidajonesvanityfairoscarsspl712266%5F340.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

I wish it were a better-fitted minidress, or something. This is a pretty youthful print being turned into a dated-looking dress. I feel like she's about to invite us all to a lemonade social where we can watch the moon landing, and the thing is, I actually might go, but I will not eat her ambrosia salad. I just won't.

\[Photo: Splash News\]