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# Vanity Fair Oscar Party: Who Fabbed It More, Amy Poehler or Patricia Clarkson
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vanity-fair-oscar-party-who-fabbed-it-more-amy-poehler-or-patricia-clarkson-03-2014/
- Published: 2014-03-05T17:00:31.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T00:57:45.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Who Fugged It More, 2014 Oscars, Oscars, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

These two both killed it this year, in similar enough patterns that I've decided to be heinously cruel about it and make you choose.

Let's start with Patricia Clarkson:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ffn_km_vanityfair_1_030214_51344825.xml "Patricia Clarkson")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/03/FFN%5FKM%5FVanityFair%5F1%5F030214%5F51344825.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This is so good. SO good. The pattern is fabulous. It's a combination of gleaming marine life and fireflies at night. It makes me want to go camping. Which is how I know I need to stop looking at it, because I am not a camper of any stripe, unless there are bathrooms and also beds and tents that are more like cabins, and electricity. So, I'm a hoteler.

Anyway. From that fabulousness to this one:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476318157.xml "Amy Poehler")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/03/476318157.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

A bracelet -- and a gorgeous one -- is a check in the Poehler column. As is the fact that she looks better here, I think, than she's ever looked, with the exception of the Globes. Actually, I give this more credence than the Globes because there is actually less pressure on this, and that's often when people get sloppy, but instead she's in a Peter Som gown that's unusual and flattering and graceful, still formal but not constrictingly so. Whether you vote based on gowns alone, or past performances weighed against current success... that's up to you. Consider this choice a warm-up for Fug Madness in two weeks.

\[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet\]