Lil Nas X
This is rather crotch-forward, but I love how much he looks like he's sprawled out and chilling on a cloud. Also: This eye-makeup is excellent, and he deserves massive praise for looking this chic in what is, objectively, possibly a suit made of emergency blankets? It's good.
Olivia Rodrigo
Are sweet children wearing their nana's throw blankets again? (We did this when I was a youth, as well. Along with chokers! Ah, did we have fun.) Well, I hope you kidlets enjoy that and always know you can use these as potholders when you don't want to wear them anymore!
Thomas Doherty
I made the executive decision that I wasn't going to watch the new Gossip Girl, but he's the new Chuck Bass type and this IS very Chuck Bass-y. (I must admit that I also got him confused with PETE Doherty when reading pieces about the New Gossip Girl and....okay, look, this new Gossip Girl has caused a LOT of confusion for me. I'm middle-aged, I'm sorry.) This is objectively a stylish choice of suit and also feels a bit Richard Gere in American Gigolo, a reference solely for my fellow elders.