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Olivia Rodrigo in Calvin Luo

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12629137gk) Olivia Rodrigo Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 04 Dec 2021

Well, we wanted her to be more youthful! Seriously, though, this is fun -- the 90s feel of her chunky shoes and knee socks really works for her, and obviously, the '90s was a time when some very significant women wore bows on their boobs.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Casey Flanigan/ImageSPACE/Shutterstock (12629136af) Olivia Rodrigo, shoe detail Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 04 Dec 2021

I love a close-up. You can just FEEL the Steven by Steve Madden vibe oozing off of these.

Normani in Mugler

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 04: (L-R) Normani, recipient of the Collaborator Award, attends Variety's Hitmakers Brunch presented by Peacock | Girls5eva on December 04, 2021 in Downtown Los Angeles. (Photo by Michael Kovac/Getty Images for Variety)

Her bodystocking has bedeviled her strapless bra.

Lil Nas X in Balmain

Mandatory Credit: Photo by AFF-USA/Shutterstock (12631064x) Lil Nas X Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 04 Dec 2021

"Are these overalls? A harness? A parachute gone wrong? I could think about this for HOURS."

Billie Eilish

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12629137gg) Billie Eilish Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 04 Dec 2021

I don't have a credit on this yet; it could be Moncler, it could be Burlington Coat Factory. No idea. There is something brilliant about a celeb establishing early on that their style is Giant Shapeless Layers So That I Never Feel Pressured to Wear Spanx. Sincerely. This has to be living the red-carpet dream.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Casey Flanigan/ImageSPACE/Shutterstock (12629136z) Billie Eilish Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 04 Dec 2021

Those are some serious snow boots. And yes, she DID smile! Quite a bit, actually. This has come up a lot recently, so: Sometimes the photos that show off the outfit the best don't give you the full range of a person's facial expressions. We will usually tell you if every single photo we had from an event was the same facial expression; if we don't caveat that, you can often assume there was a smile somewhere. Not that she HAS to smile, but I like it as a sign that while she knows the very glum emo pictures are part of the deal, she's still having with it.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/Shutterstock (12629138bb) Billie Eilish Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 04 Dec 2021

"I'm wearing a duvet! How can I NOT be having fun?!?"

Claudia Sulewski and Finneas

Mandatory Credit: Photo by NINA PROMMER/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (12631154au) Claudia Sulewski and Finneas arrive for the Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch at City Market Social House in Los Angeles, California, USA 04 December, 2021. Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch, Los Angeles, USA - 26 Oct 2021

It was nice of him to color-coordinate (sort of) in what I assume is Gwynnie's Gucci suit.

Iann Dior

Mandatory Credit: Photo by NINA PROMMER/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (12631154cu) Iann Dior arrives for the Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch at City Market Social House in Los Angeles, California, USA 04 December 2021. Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch, Los Angeles, USA - 26 Oct 2021

This has a real Modern Artful Dodger feel.

Jack Harlow

Mandatory Credit: Photo by NINA PROMMER/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (12631154cv) Jack Harlow arrives for the Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch at City Market Social House in Los Angeles, California, USA 04 December 2021. Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch, Los Angeles, USA - 26 Oct 2021

This is making my spine hurt.

Kali Uchis

Mandatory Credit: Photo by NINA PROMMER/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (12631154bp) Kali Uchis arrives for the Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch at City Market Social House in Los Angeles, California, USA 04 December, 2021. Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch, Los Angeles, USA - 26 Oct 2021

I'm gonna nope this one. She looks like a waitress at a Valentine's Day themed casino.

Jenna Andrews

Mandatory Credit: Photo by NINA PROMMER/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (12631154bk) Jenna Andrews arrives for the Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch at City Market Social House in Los Angeles, California, USA 04 December 2021. Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch, Los Angeles, USA - 26 Oct 2021

Do not make outfits out of aluminum foil, America. Just don't.

Anitta in Sergio Hudson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by NINA PROMMER/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (12631154ad) Anitta arrives for the Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch at City Market Social House in Los Angeles, California, USA 04 December, 2021. Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch, Los Angeles, USA - 26 Oct 2021

Sigh. Cute suit, blah blah blah bra.

Tinashe in Ottolinger

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Casey Flanigan/ImageSPACE/Shutterstock (12629136cy) Tinashe Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 04 Dec 2021

This is giving me a headache, but at least it's different.

Avril Lavigne

Mandatory Credit: Photo by NINA PROMMER/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (12631154j) Avril Lavigne arrives for the Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch at City Market Social House in Los Angeles, California, USA 04 December, 2021. Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch, Los Angeles, USA - 26 Oct 2021

It's nice to see Avril! ASSUMING IT'S REALLY AVRIL. (That conspiracy theory has its own Wikipedia page, which is how you know you've made it, I suppose.)

Chloe Bailey in Sol by Irena Soprano

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Casey Flanigan/ImageSPACE/Shutterstock (12629136bh) Chloe Bailey Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 04 Dec 2021

This is nice! I've decided Irena Soprano is a long-lost relative of Tony's.

Lana del Rey

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Casey Flanigan/ImageSPACE/Shutterstock (12629136av) Lana Del Rey Variety 2021 Music Hitmakers Brunch, Arrivals, Los Angeles, California, USA - 04 Dec 2021

This looks like a bathing costume. She's also sprouting underboob. Oh, Lana. I like the boots?

Olivia, Billie, and Lil Nas X Lead the Hitmakers for Variety's Event
That all feels right.

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