Camila Cabello in Zuhair Murad

She looks like she's about to swan into the new Dynasty and upend a table.

Storm Reid in Nina Ricci

All of that looks like it blew onto her body and she was like, "Sure, I need clothes, okay."

Nico Parker (in Chanel) and Thandie Newton (in Ashish)

These two look divine and are SO unquestionably related. It's delightful. DNA is real. (I mean, obviously. But it's fun to see in action.)

Chloe Bailey

This seems uncomfortably short, and I wonder if she switched shoes with her sister..

Halle Bailey

... because those shoes match THIS dress, and I wonder if Halle put them on and was like, "NO, I cannot be dyed to match, SWITCH WITH ME PLEASE SIS."

Laura Marano

"No one would switch shoes with me, so I just cut off my feet."

Priah Ferguson

I know some were divided on her participation in Stranger Things 3, but I found her delightful and loved her whole crew's story. That's a fun, funky dress, and when she gets older -- I think she's only 13 -- we'll talk about lipstick.

Meg Donnelly

This is pleasantly Moulin Rouge.

Jade Pettyjohn

Jade is in the Little Fires Everywhere adaptation, which will be pretty big, becaus whatever books Reese touches turn to TV buzz gold. However, is this a sheer button-down over a black romper? And UNDER a blazer? With beige... I'm going to call them foot-sheaths because that fits better than the word "shoe." Anyway, it's an interesting creative exercise, but... put it in a drawer somewhere and start a new story.

Algee Smith

I am so perplexed by what is painted onto his shins. Are they WINGS? Fancy bones?

Samantha Ware

I'm not sure if that's a shirt, or just a bra that's trying to be all it can be.

AJ Michalka

I just firmly believe that while she was getting dressed, she dropped her curling iron on her leg, it burned an immediate hole into the pants she was actually going to wear, and she ran screaming into the nearest Old Navy. There is literally no other explanation.

Anne Winters

She is in Grand Hotel, which may explain why she looks ready for SEDUCTION and possibly MURDER or at least a good conspiracy.

Emily Tosta

Somehow, I missed that a Party of Five reimagining is happening. She's starring in it. And I have to applaud her for coming out of the gate in such a hellaciously loud suit. That's a high degree of difficulty and she's almost pulling it off.

Eris Baker

Oh no. She looks like she's about to perform with her dance troupe at a mall.

Cole Sprouse

For whatever it's worth, every time I see him, I imagine Cher Horowitz's dad HATING him.

Francesca Reale

Very cute.

Auli'i Cravalho

She is lovely and deserved so much better than whatever that musical show was starring Ted Mosby. I watched every episode and I still can't remember what it was called; just that he was so punch-worthy on it.

Gia Mantegna

Yes, she IS Joe Mantegna's child, and yes, I am enormously jealous that she has a giant plush coat with LIPS on it. And HELL YES, it's insane to be wearing that in LA right now, even without your arms through the sleeves.

Ryan Destiny

I laughed out loud at her matching gloves. She looks like a private detective who moonlights as a flasher.

Brandon Thomas Lee

He is the offspring of Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee, and has the vibe of Billy from Stranger Things but without the mullet.

Marsai Martin

I guess we're just supposd to pretend she's 20 now? She's STILL 14, Y'ALL. She looks beautiful and sophisticated, but man, did she get to be 14 before her styling grew her up into her early 20s?

Niles Fitch

Aw, man, now I'm just missing hockey.

Hannah Brown

I'm willing to bet she ends up on Dancing With The Stars.

Julia Butters

We talked about these pants when she wore them the first time, and how they might be better styled. SHE WAS LISTENING! The only problem is that she obviously borrowed her mom's shoes.

Madison Iseman

Lovely.

Sydney Park

ALSO lovely.

Hunter Schafer

She's got a real SWINTON vibe going here. Or, SWINTON meets Chloe Grace Moretz with a dash of Mackenzie Davis.

Stephan James

I DO like mustard, but more as a condiment.

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