Tiffany Haddish

This event was co-hosted by Shutterstock and Variety, and the photos they chose for the wall are pretty funny and random. This is Tiffany in her famous beloved McQueen dress, talking to Cult Leader Maya Rudolph at whatever event that was, and Tiffany appears to have scrawled "She ready!" and an alternate set of boobs. Her earrings are fabulous.

in Carolina Herrera

I am also quite into this dress. Who knows if it's great standing up, but it lounges like a dream, and I am ALL IN for things in which I can splay glamorously on a couch of some ilk.

Sharon Stone

This is some legit "I'm at my One Night Stand's house and I want to go out and get the paper real quick" batshittery and it is TICKLING ME PINK. She looks so gleeful from the neck up and TERRIBLE from the neck down.

with Debra Messing

These two were paired up for the chat, and Sharon appears to have embraced "actors on actors" so very wholeheartedly.

This is maybe the most I have ever been amused by Debra Messing.

Alison Brie

Alison has gone with the classic devil horns and nefarious curly mustache approach.

I mostly like this outfit, but I have always paused a little on navy and black. Would it be better if this jacket was JUST black? Or even black and white? Or any other color? It's still good, but it could be better.

Edie Falco

There is a LOT of billow here.

with JK Simmons

"Okay, but for real, I am NOT happy with my current insurance coverage. What can you give me?"

Jason Bateman and Bill Hader

"I CAN ALSO GET YOU DEALS ON INSURANCE. JUST TRUST ME."

Jessica Biel in Roland Mouret

It's not the worst jumpsuit, but I do think it'd be cuter as a pencil skirt. That way, we could see a groovy shoe with it, which of course she probably isn't wearing.

I LOVE that this makes it look like she just got caught drawing hotness rays all around Michael B. Jordan.

MBJ

In actuality, he drew them himself. (In Jessica's picture, look to the north, and you see she gave herself a mustache in a shot with J.T.) This shot also allows his arms to burst through his suit jacket, which I think is important for us all to behold.

with Issa Rae

I am not sure his pants are great. He and Jessica Biel's are very similar. I don't even know WHAT Issa is wearing, but it has eaten her hands.

MBJ and Bolerodean Torvillblam

This bro-hug is deep and heartfelt and if they would like any meat in that sandwich, the line forms to the left.

Brewskidude Coorslabatt

Meanwhile, where do we fall on B.C.'s tan laces with the dark suit?

Claire Foy

I feel like... as usual her face is lovely, but everything here is shapeless on her, including the hair. Which is a weird thing to say because it's definitely very shaped, but yet somehow it still just sits on her.

Laura Dern and Angela Bassett

I deeply love this photo. Angela Bassett looks PHENOMENAL. It gets no cooler.

in Esteban Cortezar

Laura looks good, too, even with the pants that button tighter to her ankles. She just manages to make it look groovy.

Laura Linney in Lela Rose

Oh God no. Why is this happening to her. Is she entirely sponsored by Pantone?

Maggie Gyllenhaal

"Okay, you got me out of bed. Now what?"

Dakota Fanning

Totally cute and relatably normal.

Mandy Moore in Nina Ricci, with Darren Criss

Darren's suit is GREAT. Mandy's head is fabulous, but the outfit is failing her. Her bra is too much of a focal point, and all I can use to distract myself is a) a giant old blanket that was in my parents' guest bedroom for about 20 years, and b) terrible shoes.

Frankie Shaw

Damn, we really HAVE seen a lot of pink suits lately. I like the moxie of the teal shoes with this one.

Kyle MacLachlan and David Harbour

This pairing pleases me. I like imagining Agent Dale Cooper and Sheriff Hopper doing a crossover on each other's shows.

I don't know what he wrote, but he seems VERY dedicated to doing some Sharpie mischief. Which I appreciate very much.

I Enjoy Seeing Celebs Deface Photos Of Themselves

And other pics from Variety's Actors-on-Actors event, including Sharon Stone in fine form.