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# Variety's 'Power of Young Hollywood' Party Makes Me Feel Like the Crone That I Am
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/varietys-power-of-young-hollywood-party-makes-me-feel-like-the-crone-that-i-am-08-2022/
- Published: 2022-08-12T17:00:49.000Z
- Updated: 2022-08-12T18:49:55.000Z
- Description: But people DID wear some outfits that might keep you young.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Fendi, Greta Constantine, Louis Vuitton, Naeem Khan, Power of Young Hollywood, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:20, Shannon Purser

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/varietys-power-of-young-hollywood-party-2022/)

I'm still waiting for Variety to throw a party for Middle-Aged Hollywood, which starts at 7 p.m. promptly, has *ample* seating, and lets you out at 9:00pm at the latest, so you're home and in your jammies with a clean face and your bra off at a reasonable hour. The gift bag will have coupons for Prevagen and the Costco optometrist and a free sample of neck cream. [You get this hat](https://superyaki.com/products/by-nora-ephron-hat?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). It's honestly going to be GREAT. The hottest ticket in town. But until then... here are some youths in interesting outfits!

###### \[Photos: Broadimage, Matt Baron/Shutterstock\]