1983 - Belinda Carlisle

How young she looks! Younger than I remember her looking on-stage. I feel like Jessica would love a retro tennis-vest-looking-thing. It's very preppy.

Kareem - 1983

"The last time I wore a mic like this, I got food poisoning on a plane."

1983 - Adrian Zmed

So, not only does Grease 2 follow me everywhere, but I last wrote about it with star Maxwell Caulfield and his wife Juliet Mills of Passions, and who's the link between those two people and projects? ADRIAN ZMED. The universe gives and gives.

1986 - Corbin Bernsen

Holy tanning bed, Corbin.

1986 - Chad Lowe

With respect to Chad, I had to look up what he'd been in at this point, and his most known credit was really, "Rob's brother." Unless you were a huge fan of the 1986 TV movie "There Must Be a Pony." Hey, everyone has to start somewhere. But you can probably imagine a conversation where someone was like, "Get Lowe," and an underling trembled and thought, "We got a Lowe."

1987 - Corey Haim

Son, the Dodgers are in Los Angeles now.

1987 - Corey Haim and Chad Lowe

That's better. Chad seems to have spent the intervening year cultivating his mullet.

1987 - Kareem

"Seven years later and I still do not order fish on planes."

1987 - Dennis Franz

FRAAAANZ.

1988 - Tina Yothers

I like these shirts, is that wrong?

1988 - Shalane McCall

Shalane played Jenna "Priscilla Presley" Wade's daughter on Dallas. I don't know WHAT is happening with this sweater in the height of summer, but it looks like the Ugly Christmas Sweater of baseball gear.

1988 - Dustin Nguyen

Dustin here was most known for 21 Jump Street. And maybe VIP, that syndicated show with Pam Anderson? Is anyone "known" from that other than Pam Anderson? Anyway. He works mostly in his native Vietnam now, where I suspect he still smolders.

1989 -Ken Olin and Timothy Busfield

Look at these two thirtysomethings from thirtysomething.

1991 - Tom Selleck and Steve Guttenberg

They're just missing one man, and one baby or little lady.

Tom Selleck and Richard Dean Anderson

Look at Magnum up there, trying to make MacGyver feel small. It's the crossover we always wanted. AND WHICH WE COULD STILL HAVE, GENTLEMEN.

1991 - Engelbert Humperdinck

THOSE GLASSES.

1991 - Michael Tucker

SERIOUSLY, when can we stream L.A. Law, people? WHEN WILL THAT BE TWITTER'S NEW DARLING?

1992 - Jon Lovitz, Lori Petty, Garry Marshall

They were obviously there because of A League of Their Own. For the record, I do not think Dottie Hinson let go of that ball on purpose. She was not about to let her bratty little sister's needs supercede those of her TEAM, my GOD.

1992 - Joey Lawrence and Pamela Anderson

WHOA. A power couple.

1992 - Alan Thicke

It will surprise no one that I spent more time looking at the vintage Diet Coke can in this photo than I did at Alan Thicke.

1992 - William McNamara

He's obviously been in a great deal of things, but I remember him from Stealing Home, one of his first roles. He played young Mark Harmon and there was a lot of baseball yada yada, and Jodie Foster, and virginities, and the subplot involving Jonathan Silverman got ripped off later by Summer Catch.

1992 - Drake Hogestyn

CLASSIC JOHN BLACK.

1992 - Finola Hughes

CLASSIC ANNA DEVANE.

1995 - Billy Crystal

Billy is a lifelong Yankees fan, though he's worn a lot of other hats in his movies (literally, Cubs and Mets), and is one of the world's biggest fans of baseball as a whole. It's really interesting listening to him talk about it; I feel like when a person is very funny, sometimes people forget that they can also have a depth of knowledge and expertise that is also serious. So, we forget to let them be more than one thing, basically.

1995 - Mark Harmon

NCIS had just started. ... HA HA, no, just kidding, that premiered in 2003, but doesn't it FEEL like it's been on FOREVER and will never stop? Congrats to all those people for job security. Sincerely. What a feeling.

1995 - Noah Wyle, Jonathan Silverman

And indeed, we had William McNamara, Mark Harmon, and now Jonathan Silverman. The cast of Stealing Home is well represented. Noah was a year into ER and looks like a total fetus here, WERE WE EVER SO YOUNG, and Jonathan was on an episode of the sitcom E/R from the 80s so that's a nice tie-in here.

1997 - Kristian Alfonso

CLASSIC HOPE WILLIAMS BRADY.

2006 - James Denton

We had a random few from the aughts here, so.... remember Desperate Housewives? (He needs better-fitting baseball pants.)

2006 - James Van Der Beek

Dawson does not look like such a natural.

2007 - Adrian Pasdar

And if you were thinking, "This just LOOKS like the kind of man who would cheat on Natalie Maines ON HER OWN BOAT," then you are correct.

Assorted Dodgers Hollywood Nights of Yore

Starring Belinda, Billy, Magnum and MacGyver, and a Lowe.