Poppy Delevingne in Elie Saab
This is a lovely color -- and one of those dresses that look as if they're different colors, in different lights --but I feel a bit as if Mr Saab, whom I adore, looked at it and said, "what if a caftan were also...A LOINCLOTH?"
Poppy Delevingne in Elie Saab
See what I mean? That's a slit! She's not really wearing a skirt as much as she's wearing a blouse with two long flaps attached.
Poppy Delevingne in Elie Saab
This is seems like the place to note that I think Poppy's blonde isn't quite right. THE END. Wait, not The End -- I have three more pics for you.
Poppy Delevingne
This is fine. I confess, I expected a more...eccentric press tour wardrobe from a Delevingne.
Poppy Delevingne in Miu Miu
This Miu Miu look -- styled by, provided by, prayed over by Miu Miu -- is sassier. You're a posh rich British person. You're supposed to wear eccentric items of fashion and cashmere sweaters with holes in them. Please get with the program.
Poppy Delevingne
I'll take this leather jacket though, I'll tell you that much.