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# Venice: The Taxi Update
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/venice-canal/
- Published: 2020-09-09T15:45:43.000Z
- Updated: 2020-09-08T23:28:02.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

## Nathalie Emmanuel in Miu Miu

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/09/shutterstock_editorial_10769853f-1599594388.jpg)

Scrolldown! It's a cute idea but the fringed hems take it to blanket territory, and I don't think the shoes go very well.

## Emma Corrin in Miu Miu

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/shutterstock_editorial_10768547am-1599593138.jpg)

This is The Crown's new Diana, looking in this photo like Jodie Foster from Silence of the Lambs. She is wearing the same shoes as Nathalie; maybe they're in the VIP bags. They look better with this.

## Lotte Verbeek

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/shutterstock_editorial_10764664aa-1599593063.jpg)

She looks deliciously, casually glamorous. Way better than when she was bathing in virgin blood on Outlander.

## Nieves Alvarez

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/shutterstock_editorial_10765687o-1599593096.jpg)

Nieves looks like a sophisticated European model, which she is, so... ding ding!

## Giulia De Lellis

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/shutterstock_editorial_10764664ah-1599593071.jpg)

Whereas she looks like she's going as a cloud for Halloween.

## Taylor Hill

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/shutterstock_editorial_10765337n-1599593079.jpg)

That is one heck of a smoking jacket. Can't wait to see when her pants arrive.

## Taylor Hill

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/shutterstock_editorial_10763952i-1599593054.jpg)

... those are not the pants I expected. They are never the pants I would expect. They appear to be bandanna collage pants.

## Adele Exarchopoulos

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/shutterstock_editorial_10766394h-1599593105.jpg)

Also unexpected: the go-go boots.

## Romola Garai

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/shutterstock_editorial_10765687bc-1599593087.jpg)

She's one pink cardigan shy of being Mare Winningham in St. Elmo's Fire. Where's Billy, with his mullet and his sax?!?

## Diego Boneta

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/shutterstock_editorial_10767056an-1599593114.jpg)

This is Versace, and he looks snazzy in it.

## Annabelle Belmondo

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/shutterstock_editorial_10768013bi-1599593122.jpg)

Is she waiting for a lingerie boat?

## Nathalie Emmanuel

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/shutterstock_editorial_10768013ih-1599593130.jpg)

She is so lovely, and her boob peplum is so weirdly theatrical, like there's a tiny puppet show on her upper abs that is waiting to begin.

## Francesca Hayward in Miu Miu

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/shutterstock_editorial_10768547as-1599594350.jpg)

Francesca was the cat in Cats. No, not that cat, the other one. The main one. Yeah, that cat. I am glad that experience didn't make her flee the business, but I do wish someone would buy her something other than one of Nellie Oleson's rejected frocks.

## Raffey Cassidy in Miu Miu

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/shutterstock_editorial_10768547av-1599594358.jpg)

Nellie Oleson would have loved this, too. That is quite a direction to choose.

## Katherine Waterston in Emilia Wickstead

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/shutterstock_editorial_10769036m-1599594373.jpg)

She is doing a photo shoot on the beach, which... sure! A beach would be nice right about now.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/shutterstock_editorial_10769036aa-1599594366.jpg)

A back bib, though, I can and shall forego.

## Fotini Peluso

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/shutterstock_editorial_10769080e-1599594381.jpg)

No no, you cut the gift wrap OFF the shoes!

## Max Before

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/09/shutterstock_editorial_10769927aa-1599594396.jpg)

Okay, but where's the "after"?

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