
Scrolldown! It's a cute idea but the fringed hems take it to blanket territory, and I don't think the shoes go very well.

This is The Crown's new Diana, looking in this photo like Jodie Foster from Silence of the Lambs. She is wearing the same shoes as Nathalie; maybe they're in the VIP bags. They look better with this.

She looks deliciously, casually glamorous. Way better than when she was bathing in virgin blood on Outlander.

Nieves looks like a sophisticated European model, which she is, so... ding ding!

Whereas she looks like she's going as a cloud for Halloween.

That is one heck of a smoking jacket. Can't wait to see when her pants arrive.

... those are not the pants I expected. They are never the pants I would expect. They appear to be bandanna collage pants.

Also unexpected: the go-go boots.

She's one pink cardigan shy of being Mare Winningham in St. Elmo's Fire. Where's Billy, with his mullet and his sax?!?

This is Versace, and he looks snazzy in it.

Is she waiting for a lingerie boat?

She is so lovely, and her boob peplum is so weirdly theatrical, like there's a tiny puppet show on her upper abs that is waiting to begin.

Francesca was the cat in Cats. No, not that cat, the other one. The main one. Yeah, that cat. I am glad that experience didn't make her flee the business, but I do wish someone would buy her something other than one of Nellie Oleson's rejected frocks.

Nellie Oleson would have loved this, too. That is quite a direction to choose.

She is doing a photo shoot on the beach, which... sure! A beach would be nice right about now.

A back bib, though, I can and shall forego.

No no, you cut the gift wrap OFF the shoes!

Okay, but where's the "after"?
