Tim Burton, Monica Bellucci
I have never particularly thought of Tim Burton as DISTINGUISHED, but he looks it here. Maybe sleek Monica is a positive influence. No disrespect to Helena Bonham Carter, but she IS a lot more... haphazard.
Jenna Ortega
Jenna looks very cute, and also like she's on her way to biology.
Angelina Jolie
I like her short-sleeve trench. I'm not sure I could pull it off? But maybe I should try, because I live in Los Angeles, and this climate is all about trying to figure out how I can still indulge in any kind of coat.
Sigourney Weaver
Sigourney is there to get a lifetime achievement award, which is pretty awesome. And this is a thoroughly delightful boating outfit. Which, of course, is not EXACTLY what she was doing -- she was being transported by water taxi, not working the sails or anything -- but whatever. It's charming.
Everyone looks hotter in sunglasses, not that Sigourney needs the help. Have fun, milady!