Mads Mikkelsen

Mads is ready to be the concierge of your good time. Whatever you need, just snap.

Yalitza Aparicio in Louis Vuitton

I can't decide if this is cute, or just a sweaty boob cage. Both?

Barbara Palvin

The huge updo feels very appropriate, somehow, for a ritzy film fest on the continent.

Ana de la Reguera

Somehow this just looks muddy. I almost prefer the hit of hot yellow in the background.

Amal and George

This is just here in case you were wondering whether Amal is still hopping on and off boats with George, while her hair looks amazing. The answer is yes.

Demet Özdemi in Valentino

That skirt was shown with a red top sewn to it, but I prefer it liberated. I'm not sure of THIS is how I would have topped it, though. The blazer steps on it a little.

Ava DuVernay

Casual and sensible for a day of water-taxiing.

Camilla Pinzon

"Guys... the Miracle Gro didn't do anything. This is all we've got."

Francesca Chillemi

I wish we could see this if the top part were a color.

Jan Bülow

This outfit screams Timothee Chalamet to me, but without the shirt under it. And possibly WITh a top hat, when he's promoting Wonka.

Malika Ayane

I am neutral on this except for her accessories. The gold shoes are a delight. They're like chunky foot bracelets.

Michele Bravi

We have broken new ground! it's not a cape, it's not a coat, it's HALF AND HALF. A concept that I think works better with coffee creamer than with clothes?

Paola di Benedetto

This all seems overlong, but who even notices when the glasses are so creepy? I thought for a second they were those lenses that have holographic eyes on them. MAYBE THEY ARE.

Paola di Benedetto

THIS just looks like the suit didn't fit to her liking, so she belted it with a purse strap. And then... put on a veil to mourn the whole enterprise?

Saverio Costanzo and Alba Rohrwacher

Whenever I've seen Alba at a festival, I have to double check that it isn't Andrea Riseborough.

Rebecca Antonaci

I appreciate this attempt!

Leonie Hanne

I am a bit less appreciative here. The skintight parts leave so little room for.... well, anything. She looks scared to exhale.

Rose Bertram

That shimmery fabric is neat, but the bodice is so underwhelming.

Hofit Golan

I literally only know her from going to big movie festivals in giant gowns. Here's to you, Hofit!

Madisin Rian

"Just staple the fabric to her chest like napkins, and we can get outta here in time for Happy Hour."

Eugenia Silva in 2018 Armani

This is SO dramatic and good. I had a weird moment here of wishing Julia Roberts had worn it? I don't know where that came from, truly. Other than I guess JULIA bursting forth from a pink feather cocoon would be off-brand for her and therefore maybe EXACTLY what I need from her.

Greta Ferro

And that's 2011 Armani. Good for Armani for digging into its archives.

Paola Bettinaglio

Ritzy!

Luce Cardinale

That bodice MIGHT have been made in the middle of the night, by candlelight, and after absinthe.

Richa Ravi Sinha

And then that person was like, "WHAT ELSE CAN I DO TONIGHT."

I don't have a name for this lady, but I appreciate her fot going all-in on metallic rose boobs.

Natalia Ryumina

This is giving Sigourney Weaver. Not that I want to shop for other people. Sorry, Natalia. But we're in a sustainable place here -- let's pass these things along.

Yoyo Cao

I BELIEVE this might also be Valentino? Shoes notwithstanding, it's lovely.

Neelam Gill

The buttons on that skirt take things to a more business-y place than the top is trying to go.

Gina Alice Stiebitz

Really feels like that should be the back.

Malgorzata Kozuchowska

All that pleating is stunning.

Alice Pagani

Somehow all the lace detailing just looks like something for which she might want to procure a salve.

Wes Anderson

This seems exactly correct.

Gustav Lindh

He will learn quickly the pain of wearing a nice outfit to the powder roo, and wondering how to keep it from dragging on the dirty bathroom floor.

Flora Contrafatto

And THIS just looks maximally irritating to wear.

Amanda Collin in Chanel

Sure! I'll take that, Chanel. Kristen Stewart should have taken it, too.

Beatrice Grannò

A LITTLE muddy, maybe?

Olga Kurylenko

That is breezy and chic; I love it for her.

Beatrice Vendramin

I can't tell if the pants are MEANT to be all blousy like that, or if it's a product of being way too long. I think the former, which... honestly, neither is ideal.

Diana Del Bufalo

You've seen Massive Head Wound Harry. Now here comes his bride, Massive Erupting Torso Diana.

Pilar Fogliati

Very nice!

Anna Stukkert

She's holding that purse like someone's about to toss a wiffle ball at her for her to paddle aside.

Yuliya Mayarchuck

SIIIIIGH

Olga Kent

I love that her pants grew leg hair.

Leonie Hanne

That's really beautiful.

Joao Rosa, Harmony Korine and Eric Kohn

I'm not a Harmony Korine person, but I did appreciate the commitment to whatever weirdness THIS is.

Mads Mikkelsen Arrived in Venice

The party in Italy rolls on and on.