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# Venice Film Fest: White Noise
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/venice-film-fest-white-noise/
- Published: 2022-09-01T17:45:27.000Z
- Updated: 2022-09-08T21:42:42.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:20

## Tessa Thompson in archival Armani from 2009

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2022/08/shutterstock_editorial_13354776gz-1661994158.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13354776gz) Tessa Thompson 'White Noise' premiere and Opening Gala, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

The pros: It's archival (but not vintage; I read that a garment is meant to be 20+ years old before it can get that title), it's got a fascinating shape, and the cut of the black skirt is gorgeous. The cons: It looks like she repurposed a very old couch.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/08/shutterstock_editorial_13354774al-1661994353.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13354774al) Tessa Thompson 'White Noise' premiere and Opening Gala, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

I still have not come around on the small sunglasses, but she did find some here that work on her face.

## Hillary

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/08/shutterstock_editorial_13356237ed-1661994263.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Simone Comi/ipa-agency.net/Shutterstock (13356237ed) Hillary Clinton 'White Noise' premiere and Opening Gala, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

She looks like she is summoning magical powers, and I can definitely think of a long list of people that need hexing right now, so...

## Raffey Cassidy in Valentino

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/08/shutterstock_editorial_13354776fd-1661994136.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13354776fd) Raffey Cassidy 'White Noise' premiere and Opening Gala, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

There is a lot going on here. Feathers! Sheers! Beading! Gloves! Sparkly fishnets Is the capital-F Fashion of it all is overwhelming her? I can't decide. (She and Daniel Radcliffe should play siblings in something soon, right?)

## Bridgid Coulter (in Stello) and Don Cheadle

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/08/shutterstock_editorial_13354776ff-1661994146.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13354776ff) Bridgid Coulter and Don Cheadle 'White Noise' premiere and Opening Gala, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

These two are a VERY dapper couple.

## Emma Chamberlain in Valentino

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/08/shutterstock_editorial_13354776hy-1661994189.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13354776hy) Emma Chamberlain 'White Noise' premiere and Opening Gala, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

Emma has been a Louis Vuitton brand ambassador, so it's a real shock to see her in Valentino here. It's not even a particularly good Valentino. It looks like something they made near the end of the collection with some red they had left over.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/08/shutterstock_editorial_13354776ie-1661994201.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13354776ie) Emma Chamberlain 'White Noise' premiere and Opening Gala, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

Emma rose to renown on YouTube, and I will say this: When I've seen her speaking, she's very personable. She just has Resting Tragedy Face.

## Melanie Laurent in Gucci

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/08/shutterstock_editorial_13354776ih-1661994213.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13354776ih) Melanie Laurent 'White Noise' premiere and Opening Gala, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

Wait, can I see the dress this was originally, before someone twisted some fancy bandages over it?

## Adam Driver

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/08/shutterstock_editorial_13356321eu-1661994326.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Laurent VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (13356321eu) Adam Driver 'White Noise' premiere and Opening Gala, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

Everything seems to be in order here.

## Rege-Jean Page

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/08/shutterstock_editorial_13356237dr-1661994224.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alberto Terenghi/ip/Shutterstock (13356237dr) Rege-Jean Page 'White Noise' premiere and Opening Gala, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

He might be kind of a goober, and I'm not mad at it.

## Barbara Palvin in Armani from 2019, and Dylan Sprouse

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/08/shutterstock_editorial_13354776dq-1661994381.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13354776dq) Barbara Palvin and Dylan Sprouse 'White Noise' premiere and Opening Gala, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

Well, That's flat-out great.

## Zion Moreno in Philosophy

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/08/shutterstock_editorial_13356237e-1661994240.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alberto Terenghi/ipa-agency ne/Shutterstock (13356237e) Zion Moreno 'White Noise' premiere and Opening Gala, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

Zion is a secondary character on the new Gossip Girl, and I believe this is her first major appearance off-campus, as it were. It might be the first of ANY of the women on that show other than Tavi. (I don't count the Met, because it's local to them.) I'm happy for her! I don't know if that show will survive the new boss's purge, so line up those opportunities while you can. Having said that: She is 27, and this outfit is serving "I'm 15 and it's my first party" vibes. It might partly be the shoes.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/08/shutterstock_editorial_13356321q-1661994345.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Laurent VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (13356321q) Zion Moreno 'White Noise' premiere and Opening Gala, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

She did twirl it very well, though.

## Isabeli Fontana

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/08/shutterstock_editorial_13354776hn-1661994167.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13354776hn) Isabeli Fontana 'White Noise' premiere and Opening Gala, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

Princess Leia, but make it FASHION, as they say.

## Francesca Tizzano

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/08/shutterstock_editorial_13356237eb-1661994251.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alberto Terenghi/ip/Shutterstock (13356237eb) Francesca Tizzano 'White Noise' premiere and Opening Gala, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

This is quite beautiful, and carefully peek-a-boo.

## Rocio Morales in Armani

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/08/shutterstock_editorial_13354776am-1661994372.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13354776am) Rocio Munoz Morales 'White Noise' premiere and Opening Gala, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

Whew, though, that is glamorous. It's just so simple and sophisticated. Fantastic.

## Alessandra Ambrosio in Ermanno Scervino

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/08/shutterstock_editorial_13356237el-1661994277.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Simone Comi/ipa-agency.net/Shutterstock (13356237el) Alessandra Ambrosio 'White Noise' premiere and Opening Gala, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

This dress says, "Am I too late to the pink party?!?"

## PIxie Lott in Armani

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/08/shutterstock_editorial_13356321cu-1661994289.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Laurent VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (13356321cu) Pixie Lott 'White Noise' premiere and Opening Gala, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

This is both nice and unmemorable.

## Catherine Deneuve

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/08/shutterstock_editorial_13356321ez-1661994336.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Laurent VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (13356321ez) Catherine Deneuve 'White Noise' premiere and Opening Gala, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

Excellent purse to offset the red dress.

## Greta Ferro in Armani

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/08/shutterstock_editorial_13356321dn-1661994300.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Laurent VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (13356321dn) Greta Ferro 'White Noise' premiere and Opening Gala, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

Since when is Armani making just... beaded boob patches?

## Mariacarla Boscono in Gaultier

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/08/shutterstock_editorial_13354776hv-1661994177.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13354776hv) Mariacarla Boscono 'White Noise' premiere and Opening Gala, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

Whereas Gaultier makes stuff like this all the time, and yet... is anyone REALLY actually supposed to wear it?

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