Venice Film Festival Fug Carpet: Kristen Stewart in Chanel

Kristen Stewart in Chanel

That satin skirt looks a mess from this angle. The trim is nice enough, but o the top that lace has been worked to aggressive enough effect that it doesn't read glamorous so much as... armored. She's just cooler than this, basically, and Chanel might NOT be.

Kristen Stewart and Nicholas Hoult

Kristen and Nicholas are there for the movie Equals, and basically I knew I needed to include a photo of him to satisfy Fug Nation's male-ogling needs. But I also picked it because it almost looks like she's grabbing onto him because her feet hurt...

Kristen Stewart

... and that might have been true.

Kristen Stewart in Chanel

Chanel for Bounty: The Quilted, Quicker Bringer-Downer. (Dear Karl: Why not just add a gold chain and just REALLY make her a human version of your famous handbag?)