Scarlett Johansson

This seems lovely, right? I might wish it were on, say, Helen Mirren, but it's not aggressively offensive. It's pretty. It's black. It's on her body. No one will look at this and scream.

Scarlett Johansson

Plus, jewels are involved. I LOVE JEWELS.

Scarlett Johansson

And the back is graceful and pretty. I'll give you this one, ScarJo.

Scarlett Johansson Photocall

I'm sorry, but as much as I love black pants and a striped top -- and this striped top is very cute -- I cannot with the fit of those pants. I don't even hate a baggier pant, but these just look sort of awkward on her. The fit ain't great.

Scarlett Johansson Photocall

They make her look like she's all haunch. Which is rarely what any of us are going for. From the neck up, though? Win.

Venice Film Festival Fug or Fab: Scarlett Johansson

Here's hoping ScarJo's press rounds for this movie are more interesting than the one she did for The Avengers, which was weirdly sort of bland. Basic black is basic, but at least she's bringing the bling. This post was brought to you by the letter B. Which is actually the grade I'd give her. What about you? [Photos: Getty and WENN]