Dakota Fanning
If it weren't so hot out, perhaps I could have been inspired to pen a song to the tune of "Night Moves" -- that's an oldie by Bob Seger, Youngsters, and you've definitely heard it in a bar before -- called "Side-Boob."
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Like, "Working on my side-boob/trying to make some front page tabloid news," or "working on my side-boob/so many dresses from which to choose." Etc etc.
Truth be told, though, the back of this dress -- and its details -- are gorgeous, and I suspect that it may be classy enough as a whole that the vast expanse of underarm flesh doesn't detract.
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Right?
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And it's awfully pretty from the front. I'm going to need you to tell me how to feel, Fug Nation.
Dakota Fanning Photocall
As far her photocall look goes, I know exactly how I feel: the dress is adorable, but that color makes her look like an envelope. Imagine this in....well, you tell me. But anything would be better than this off-white, which is too musty on her.
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Someone get some color on this girl!
Dakota Fanning arrives at Venice Airport
She's awfully charming, though. You know what we say about sunglasses.