Cynthia Erivo in Oscar de la Renta

I am very tired of naked dresses.

Cynthia Erivo in Gucci

I am not enamored of some of the work on this one, either, but it's CLOSE. The boob patches are throwing me off.

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Proenza Schouler

"I KNEW I shouldn't have hemmed this myself with a butter knife."

Penelope Cruz in Chanel

To me, this cut will never be chic again. And secretly probably wasn't the first time.

Bong Joon Ho, Chloe Zhao

They agree.

Sarah Gadon

Never my favorite cut of dress, but the pink is fantastic.

Sarah Gadon

And I enjoy the drama of this. She had a pretty good outing, I must say.

Jane Campion

What I love about Best Director winner Jane Campion is, she wore this already to the photocall for this movie ten days prior. Either she did NOT expect to get this call, or she just packed really light; maybe both. It has a real air of Frances McDormand to it, except that I think Frances cares WAY MORE than she likes people to think and would never actually wear a thing twice to the same festival.

Filippo Scotti

He won for his acting, and someone on Twitter referred to him as Timoteo Chalamezzo or something, and I almost replied, "Wow, THAT'S CRAZY, because he TOTALLY looks like the Italian Timothee Chalamet!!!" YES HEATHER. THAT'S THE JOKE. THAT IS NOT HIS REAL NAME. Oh my Lord, did I feel dumb.

Jodie Comer in Alaia

I am forever grateful that I do not have a job where anyone, even for a moment, considers making my upper or inner thighs a design feature.

Yikes.

Jodie Comer in Louis Vuitton

That's better. Or at least less stressful.

Matt Damon and Luciana Barroso

Matt is there because he and Ben are both in that Ridley Scott movie together (I think) and I often wonder what he and Luciana whisper when they're on their own boat and they've just been watching everyone lose their shit for Ben and Jen. I decided she bet Matt a hundred bucks that they won't last through the Oscars.

Nicole Scherzinger

Well... I like the skirt?

Olivia Culpo

Oh, God, it's like the unhappiest muppet.

Olivia Culpo

But this is REALLY pretty.

Charlotte Gainsbourg

This feels like someone asked her what style she wanted to go for and she said, "French."

Charlotte Gainsbourg

That is EVEN MORE micro -- does it even COVER everything? -- but overall she also looks cooler.

Alba Rohrwacher in Dior

This has big Maya Rudolph energy.

Salome Dewaels

"I tried REAL HARD to match them up with my nipples, you guys! Fingers crossed!!!!"

Valery Kaufman in Balmain

"I did NOT try that hard."

Catrinel Menghia

That bodice reminds me of tissue-paper flowers.

Simona Ventura

This has an unusual and sassy attitude. SWINTON would like it.

Elisabetta Gregoraci

That's deeply glam.

I like this TOO. Well done, anonymous-to-me "guest."

Olivia Williams

She did not, in the end, need to make her blush as dark as her dress.

Madalina Diana Ghenea

I assume she practiced for days.

Caterina Lalli

Yes, yes, we see it.

Yes, yes, we see it.

Hofit Golan

That's pretty, and I LOVE the earrings, but I don't think they necessarily go together?

Patricia Contreras

Stunning.

Farnoush Hamidian

In my imagination, a mighty dance-off began.

Serena Rossi

I'd like to have seen this without the extra tutu.

Farnoush Hamidian

I love this.

Denny Mendez

A lot of this is a surprise, particularly that the top seems to have very little in common with the bottom.

Beatrice Brusco

This cracks me up because it looks like she really DID molt and just sort of walk away and pretend it wasn't her mess.

Natalia Paragoni in Zuhair Murad

As sheers go, the shape of this one is at least neat.

Alessandra De Tomaso

"I hate this so I decided not to shower, in protest."

Melissa Satta

Ooooh yes.

Ruth Wilson in Schiaparelli

I love a bold suit. The choker over the turtleneck is a whole lot, though.

Ruth Wilson in Armani

This very heavy outfit is the polar opposite -- so plain -- but her head looks amazing.

Ruth Wilson

With that zipper up by her throat, I feel like it's 50-50 that the shirt is backwards.

Ruth Wilson

This is a very good iteration of the loose-pant trend. It's looks effortless and cool rather than sloppy.

Ruth Wilson in Nina Ricci

Whereas here she looks like Nurse Ratched or something.

Maggie

Bye, Maggie! Bye, Venice. We'll see one of you again soon, and no offense, Maggie, but I wish it were Venice, just because it would mean I was actually IN Venice.

Maggie Gyllenhaal Won an Award in Venice

Might she be in the Oscar conversation?