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Jodie Turner-Smith

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Manuele Mangiarotti/ipa-agency/Shutterstock (13358801ej) Jodie Turner Smith e79th Venice International Film Festival, arrivals, Day 2, Excelsior Hotel - 01 Sep 2022

To be quite frank, this is pretty bad. She is jaunty, her shades and her purse and her shoes all have personality, and her dress looks giant.

Alessandra Ambrosio

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13358591ao) Alessandra Ambrosio 'Bardo' premiere, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 01 Sep 2022

That's gorgeous.

Raffey Cassidy

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Johnny Dalla Libera/Shutterstock (13356007bf) Raffey Cassidy Arrivals, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

She is really into fishnets right now, I guess. When she's still, that bow is doing a lot of work...

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Johnny Dalla Libera/Shutterstock (13356007bd) Raffey Cassidy Arrivals, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

... but the more she moves, the sheerer things get. Thanks, styling team! I hate it!

Sigourney Weaver

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Manuele Mangiarotti/ipa-agency/Shutterstock (13358801aq) Sigourney Weaver e79th Venice International Film Festival, arrivals, Day 2, Excelsior Hotel - 01 Sep 2022

Is this Coastal Grandmother? I'm SUCH a grandmother that I didn't even really follow the Coastal Grandmother thing. I can only hope to be this cool of a grandmother when the time comes.

Bill Nighy

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MAX MONTINGELLI/Shutterstock (13357956m) Bill Nighy 79th Venice Film Festival People at Lido Venice, Italy 1st September 2022 © SGPItalia id 127248_023 * Not Exclusive Arrivals, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 01 Sep 2022

No week is complete without Bill Nighy popping out from behind an ornate pole.

Rocio Morales

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (13353747q) Rocio Munoz Morales is Seen at the Excelsior Hotel in Venice 79th Venice Film Festival, Arrivals, Excelsior Hotel, Venice, Italy - 30 Aug 2022

I love this a LOT and kind of want Venus to come out and play at the Australian Open in this entire outfit. Well, minus the shoes. Unless that's what her heart desires.

Rocio Morales

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13353394w) Rocio Munoz Morales 'Patroness' photocall, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 30 Aug 2022

More photocalls where people randomly jog through the surf, please. Let's drench 'em.

Sam and May Nivola

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Piovanotto Marco/ABACA/Shutterstock (13354324n) Sam Nivola, May Nivola attend the Cinecittà And Academy Of Motion Picture, Art & Science Dinner ahead of the 79th Venice International Film Festival at Scuola Grande della Misericordia on August 30, 2022 in Venice, Italy. Venice - Cinecitta And Academy Of Motion Picture, Art & Science Dinner, Italy - 30 Aug 2022

I gather they are Alessandro Nivola's acting children. Which would also make them Emily Mortimer's acting children. (They are in White Noise.) I believe May is only 12, and Sam is 18. He looks like he's taking style cues from a combo of Harry Styles and Timothee Chalamet.

Bridgid Coulter and Don Cheadle

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Johnny Dalla Libera/Shutterstock (13354729ae) Bridgid Coulter and Don Cheadle Cinecitta and Academy of Motion Picture, Art and Science Dinner, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 30 Aug 2022

I think I have liked everything Bridgid wears.

Noemie Merlant in Louis Vuitton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Johnny Dalla Libera/Shutterstock (13355640ab) Noemi Merlant Arrivals, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

So much denim. So much underboob peril.

Elisa Sedanoui

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Johnny Dalla Libera/Shutterstock (13356007j) Elisa Sednaoui Arrivals, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

That ombre suit is nifty.

Ximena Lamadrid

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13357349w) Ximena Lamadrid 'Bardo' photocall, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 01 Sep 2022

She's in Bardo, the latest from Inarritu. I cannot say that I like this, exactly? But she's wearing it SO well. There IS a certain alchemy when the right clothes land on the right person, and apparently she is this outfit's person.

Ximena Lamadrid

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Anthony Harvey/Shutterstock (13358394bu) Ximena Lamadrid 'Bardo' premiere, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 01 Sep 2022

I can't make up my mind whether the matching boots work for me, or are a touch too much. I'm leaning... the former? At least it's different.

Gregory Porter

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MAX MONTINGELLI/Shutterstock (13357956fc) Gregory Porter Arrivals, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 01 Sep 2022

YES INDEED.

Miss Fame

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Manuele Mangiaotti/ipa-agency/Shutterstock (13358801ak) Miss Fame e79th Venice International Film Festival, arrivals, Day 2, Excelsior Hotel - 01 Sep 2022

NO INDEED.

Luca Guadagnino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Manuele Mangiarotti/ipa-agency/Shutterstock (13358801bi) Director Luca Guadagnino e79th Venice International Film Festival, arrivals, Day 2, Excelsior Hotel - 01 Sep 2022

For those days when you always, ALWAYS want someone staring up your nose.

Sophie Kauer

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Johnny Dalla Libera/Shutterstock (13355640l) Sophie Kauer Arrivals, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

Ooh, she reminds me of Lily James in this pic. The dress is a cute idea but the boob seams drive me bonkers.

Zion Moreno

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Johnny Dalla Libera/Shutterstock (13356007af) Zion Moreno Arrivals, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

This is, I think, a better take on that basic silhousette?

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Johnny Dalla Libera/Shutterstock (13356007an) Zion Moreno Arrivals, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 31 Aug 2022

Yes, you're in Venice, lean in! But not too far.

Batting Cleanup On the Venice Bits and Bobs
With SO much more yet to come over the long (for us) weekend.

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