Maya Hawke in Versace
The skirt is pretty, but that slit in her shirt is so goofy to me. It's like she's wearing some of the US Open tennis outfits backward.
Maya Hawke in Versace
These look like glamorous scales.
The flesh tone mask is lightly freaky -- it's like she's faceless.
Christopher Abbott
I did NOT recognize him (you might, from Girls). Is he auditioning to play Early Justin Timberlake with that hair?
Nathalie Emmanuel
That t-shirt promotes a Miu Miu event, but I don't think it was THIS event -- this seems to be a movie premiere -- and I wish Miu Miu had done better by her, and also I've typed Miu Miu too many times now and it stopped making sense to me.
Lotte Verbeek
She looks like the Witchy Stepmother version of Jessica Chastain.
Cecilia Rodriguez
And she is the local sorceress who stirs the pot.
Nieves Alvarez
So much puckering.
Barbara Ronchi
Lovely.
Arizona Muse
Festive! I wish her mask were patterned. Even in a pandemic, I can wish for picky things.
Sofia Resing in John Richmond
You could balance a martini glass on each of her shoulders.
Romola Garai
It's two, two, two dresses in one! (It looks really good on her, though.)
Gia Coppola in Gucci
I believe that says GUCCI all over it, but I sincerely thought it said BULL over and over for a second. Like a Marimekko bedspread that is CALLING OUT YOUR LIES.
Gia Coppola in Gucci
That is an overwrought one for me. Have we seen this on Dakota Johnson? Or... someone?
Adele Exarchopoulos in Prada
Eh. The shorts seem to be peachy silk, so I don't get the white pumps, but more importantly: Her face in this photo has made me decide she needs to star in The Rachael Ray Story. For Lifetime, obviously.
Adele Exarchopoulos
Wait, is this Love Island?
Romola Garai
"I know. My pants don't work. One must roll with it."
Rocio Morales in Tommy Hilfiger
So much PLAID, Tommy. I like them separately but perhaps not together, unless we are going a-carolin' and drinking wassail.
Ludovica Valli
"I HATE my fairy godmother."
Alice Bellagamba
I don't understand why the top of this is so uneven.
Eliza Oynus
Disco-ball couture.
Elisa De Panicis
Shattered disco ball couture.
Fotini Peluso in Valentino
Oh, girl, no, that was NOT the hair to choose.
Alessio Boni and Nina Verdelli
I am concerned that child does not want to be there.
Flora Dalle Vacche
That's a great deep teal.
Julia Vysotskaya
If she was given that dress as a gift, then it's VERY meta.
Dorogie Tovarischi and Julia Vysotskaya
"What the... it's a PANDEMIC, what are you doing."
"Ha ha, no seriously, it's not funny, get your hand out of my mouth."