Sadie Sink in McQueen

She is delightful, but her bodice looks like it's an ode to a camera tripod. Full credit though: All those fittings worked. The tailor got it DONE.

Sadie Sink in McQueen

The tailor maybe ran out of time to finish this one.

Sadie Sink in Gucci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MAX MONTINGELLI/Shutterstock (13367440as) Sadie Sink Arrivals, 79th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 05 Sep 2022

Phoebe Waller-Bridge in Galvan

I love this on her. She wears suits with such panache.

Chloe Sevigny in Mugler

Static cling comes for us all.

Penelope Cruz in Chanel

This is thoroughly delightful. When was the last time I said that about Chanel? Perhaps it's because this Chanel doesn't really look like Chanel.

Penelope Cruz in Chanel

And... honestly, same here. I love this and I'm glad Penelope is getting better Chanel. Well, some of the time...

P Cruz in Chanel

This is pretty dopey.

Julianne Moore in Celine

Would this look better with a defined waist?

Rege-Jean Page

The man knows how to use his eyebrows. I wish he had a firmer knowledge of socks.

Kerry Condon

YAWN, honestly.

Kerry Condon

That's better.

Cate Blanchett

Oh, to have my own Banging Around Town on a Boat suit.

Darren Aronofsky

He wears this as though he were HEAVILY pressed into hiring a stylist and regrets every second of it.

Brendan Fraser

He has just seemed happy to be there.

Hong Chau

This needs a necklace of some kind, right?

Hong Chau

This is quite slick.

Janicza Bravo

Is that a giant laundry bag tired around her waist? This whole outfit makes me feel like I'm fugging while drunk.

Laura Harrier in Saint Laurent

She looks sexy, and I feel like they could've clipped that tie at basically any other length and that would still be true AND be less perilous.

Rachel Brosnahan in Miu Miu

Well. Keep the coat, but send the rest back.

Isabelle Huppert in Armani

This was designed to look windblown, and it's neat. Very sculptural, and not very expected on Isabelle. I honestly had guessed it was Balenciaga.

Quintessa Swindell in Celine

They would fit right in on Lord of the Thrones: Rings of the Dragon.

Quintessa Swindell in Dior

For real, someone get on that!

Jessica Wang in Carolina Herrera

My notes on this are the top and the bottom. Wrong shoes, and the top looks like a temporary bodice that no one remembered to replace.

Sigourney Weaver in Valentino

Classy and classic as ever.

Sigourney Weaver (in Valentino) and Joel Edgerton

She went full power color for this. He wore a very standard suit to the premiere, apparently having exhausted all his Quirk Reserves here.

Mia Goth in D&G

I saw this and thought, "Anya Taylor-Joy was there?!?" But no. It's Mia. Who is married to Shia LaBeouf, and may therefore have wanted people to think she was any one of a hundred other actresses so that they didn't ask her about Don't Worry Darling.

Mia Goth in D&G

It's fine.

Patricia Clarkson in Alberta Ferretti, Andrea Pallaoro, Trace Lysette

Everyone here looks great, and I want to go to lunch with them.

Patricia Clarkson in Georges Chakra

As usual, Patricia Clarkson delivered and then some.

Trace Lysette in Valentino

"Oooh, that's good. That looks like something Maya Rudolph would wear," I thought, and then I did a little digging and BEHOLD.

Natasha Lyonne in Miu Miu

I can't tell if that's a wig, or that her curly layers iron flat into Vince Neil's hair. (No shade. Any layered cut that's right for curls almost always looks weird when it's flat-ironed, at least in my experience.)

Natasha Lyonne in Miu Miu

I suspect she is very fun at parties.

Quintessa Swindell in Miu Miu

She is giving all of this a lot more charm than it deserves.

Rachel Brosnahan

Whereas this is a pretty simple assigment, but she didn't seem to know what to do with her feet. Maybe the shoes hurt so she had to alternate which foot she put weight onto?

Katherine Waterston

It'd be neat to line things with something other than underpants.

Raffey Cassidy

I feel like... I wish the top stopped an inch sooner and the skirt sat an inch higher.

Lili Reinhart in Miu Miu

Fine and forgettable.

Janicza Bravo

This is such a relief. Her other outfit really did tax my brain's processing powers.

Sadie Sink's Dress Nearly Didn't Make It To Her Premiere

And the rest of a weekend in Venice.