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Kim Kardashian West
Versace show, Arrivals, Pre-Fall 2019, New York, USA - 02 Dec 2018
This is another surprisingly reasonable look from Kim Kardashian, undone by see-through shoes. She looks like she wronged a glass-blower. Cinderella has MUCH for which to answer. So might Rapunzel, for that matter.
Kim and Kanye
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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian West
Versace show, Arrivals, Pre-Fall 2019, New York, USA - 02 Dec 2018
This is how I feel like Kim imagines their relationship: Her on top of the mountain, and Kanye more or less behaving (but also making sure he's JUUUUST in the front).
Kim and Kanye
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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian West
Versace show, Arrivals, Pre-Fall 2019, New York, USA - 02 Dec 2018
This, however, seems like a truer depiction of their relationship: Kim out front, trying to look as if everything is glossy and fine, and Kanye spoiling the pretense with his incessant nonsense. It should be their holiday card.
Blake Lively
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Blake Lively
Versace show, Arrivals, Pre-Fall 2019, New York, USA - 02 Dec 2018
Her hair is cool, and she's got the Legslys out, but does the hem have to look like she did tore it by hand? It reminds me of Liam's math homework, which he rips out of the book himself and invariably diverges mightily from the dotted line.
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Blake Lively
Versace show, Arrivals, Pre-Fall 2019, New York, USA - 02 Dec 2018
This angle is pretty disco-fabulous, though.
Mary J. Blige
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Mary J. Blige
Versace show, Arrivals, Pre-Fall 2019, New York, USA - 02 Dec 2018
She actually looks pretty good, although the boots are mildly insane. She and Blake are giving this some solid costumey realness.
Tracee Ellis Ross
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Tracee Ellis Ross
Versace show, Arrivals, Pre-Fall 2019, New York, USA - 02 Dec 2018
Oh, Tracee, never let anyone do this again.
Norman Reedus and Diane Kruger
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Norman Reedus and Diane Kruger
Versace show, Arrivals, Pre-Fall 2019, New York, USA - 02 Dec 2018
I looked at this and thought, "Oh, it's Krugus," without even realizing I'd portmanteau'd them. "Krugus" sounds like a holiday demon, like Krampus's less competent but equally irritating cousin. Anyway, he's all in on the turtleneck thing, I guess -- the plaid suit works, though -- and Diane looks like a rebellious '80s teen who doesn't date high school boys anymore because, like, they're so immature, and Rodney here is about to get promoted to assistant manager at the auto parts store and has a band and they're SO about to break big and then he's going to take her to L.A.
Lupita Nyong'o
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Lupita Nyong'o
Versace show, Arrivals, Pre-Fall 2019, New York, USA - 02 Dec 2018
Lupita somehow makes these garments look less absurd, although she also got the better version of all this loudness.
Paris Jackson
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Paris Jackson
Versace show, Arrivals, Pre-Fall 2019, New York, USA - 02 Dec 2018
And Paris got among the worst of it.
Teyana Taylor
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Teyana Taylor
Versace show, Arrivals, Pre-Fall 2019, New York, USA - 02 Dec 2018
WORDS.
21 Savage
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21 Savage
Versace show, Arrivals, Pre-Fall 2019, New York, USA - 02 Dec 2018
His seat had some crayons taped underneath so he could color in the pants.
Kanye, Young Thug, 2 Chainz
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Kanye West, 2 Chainz and Young Thug
Versace show, Arrivals, Pre-Fall 2019, New York, USA - 02 Dec 2018
This looks like three phases of the same motion: Kanye preparing to draw the bird, Young Thug flipping it, and 2 Chainz clasping his hands as if to say, "I jest! BLESSINGS."
Sara Sampaio
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Sara Sampaio
Versace show, Arrivals, Pre-Fall 2019, New York, USA - 02 Dec 2018
Hashtag tube top hashtag the skirt is also a tube top hashtag belly jewelry hashtag mess.
Winnie Harlow
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Winnie Harlow
Versace show, Arrivals, Pre-Fall 2019, New York, USA - 02 Dec 2018
Can someone please send out a memo that we are done with this?
Uma Thurman
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Uma Thurman
Versace show, Arrivals, Pre-Fall 2019, New York, USA - 02 Dec 2018
"You think I was going to take any of that other shit? Not a chance."
Ciara
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Ciara
Versace show, Arrivals, Pre-Fall 2019, New York, USA - 02 Dec 2018
"I WOULD have taken some of that shit, but I was late, so... just the pants today."
