
To me, this dude looks like Lance Armstrong Became a Mall Cop And He's Mad You Found Out He Eats Egg McMuffins Before His Shift.

"Mr. Lance? You forgot your Monopoly game pieces, sir."



Whether you like capitalism or not, can we all agree McDonald's fries are really good?



I just noticed that the slogan on many of these is "Global Mind Fuck."


Okay, so: Do we think they had to pay to use BOSE, or the Batman symbol, for example? Or are they just different enough that they're going to call it parody, or...?

I feel like Rihanna is the only person I've ever seen wear Vetements with anything approaching success, and even that was questionable.



Law Roach can put Anne Hathaway in this trench, though.



I cannot put my finger on whom this model resembles to me. It's not Julia Garner, but she's the second person that came to mind because they both have short curly hair, so let's say: Julia Garner will try this.






I laughed out loud at the makeup here.



This IS how I feel right now.


Okay, "PayStation" is gonna be covered by parody, right? I don't know why I'm so worried about logistics. It might be because: LOGISTICS!





What even is this horseshit.





I just want you to know that I deleted the outfit that was supposed to come next, because I realized the model was wearing only a jacket, and that her naked labia were poking out underneath it. I decided to draw the line at labia.








At first I misread the label as CANADIAN, and was like, "Aw, what did Canada do to them?!?"







