Olivia Wilde (in Alice + Olivia), Jason Sudeikis

I can only assume Jason is growing out his hair for a role. As for Olivia, I do not and never will understand the point of wearing your pants THIS LONG, but her stylist Karla Welch dressed all her clients in clothes designed by women this weekend, and I dig the message. (And the tiny bag, tbh.)

Christina Hendricks, Geoffrey Arend

This is such a high point for Christina, and her Period Piece Face, I think. They look HIGHLY WHIMSICAL, but it is, after all, a polo game.

Garcelle Beauvais, Christina Hendricks

Christina looks like she's been stunned in this snap, presumably by the ageless glory of Garcelle Beauvais.

Mandy Moore (in Fendi), Melanie Liburd, Justin Hartley

I would Have Notes about Mandy Moore's shoes, but I learned on her Instagram that she basically has a broken foot, so needs must, I suppose. (Melanie and Justin Hartley look perfectly delightful.) 

Abbie Cornish

I am beginning to think that Abbie Cornish might be...kooky? I am into Kooky Cornish. It's so much more fun than other Cornishes. (Pastys excepted, obviously.)

Rebel Wilson

This is cute! I might have opted for a pop of color on her shoes but whatever. I cannot nitpick EVERYTHING.

Bethany Joy Lenz

This feels very Evil Society Matron of a Certain Age Who Turns Out to Be the Villain In a Law & Order Rerun.

Shelby Rabara, Harry Shum Jr.

Yes, yes, certainly, great, well done.

Camilla Belle in Novis

This is fun, I think.

Kaley Cuoco in Fendi

Sigh. I mean, I like the idea of Fancy Lady Shorts and Flats at an event where you are trotting about on grass the entire time, but this is a little bleurgh for me.

Lindsay Price

She is ADORABLE. 

Mae Whitman in Rachel Antonoff

I am ALWAYS excited about a tweedy blazer situation! (It's also got cordoroy elbow patches!) 

Kendall Jenner

Fresh from her Coachella/Ren Faire mash-up brunch, ladies and gentleman, Kendall Jenner.

Ajiona Alexus

This dress would make FANTASTIC throw pillows for a beach house. (That's not an insult.)

Freddie Stroma, Johanna Braddy

Hey, remember season one of Unreal? That was a good time. I love Johanna Braddy and think she is very talented and also want to have a brief word with her stylist about this.

Molly Sims

Sure!

Molly Sims, Ali Larter

Fine! Whatever! 

Lana Parrilla

I actually think this dress is VERY cute, but it's so aggressively styled that she kind of looks like she's wearing one of her costumes from Swingtown, a show I really liked.

Jesse Williams

For one moment, I thought Jesse was balancing a champagne bottle on the top of his head, and I was IMPRESSED.

Jessica Pare

I actually really like this.

Ellen Pompeo

"YES, I'm wearing giant sneakers, what else do you wear to stomp divots?!"

Angela Sarafyan

This would make such dreamy bedsheets.

Jane Levy

Pick a sleeve, Jane! 

Jasmin Savoy Brown in Zara, YSL and Jacquemus

YES. This is EXACTLY the hat you wear to polo. THANK YOU.

Karen Gillan in Self Portrait

Very successful.

Rosario Dawson

I might give this a belt, but otherwise: CARRY ON, ROSARIO.

Rumer Willis

I cannot lie: I am ALL IN on that bag.

Victoria Justice

ALSO pick a sleeve -- although, here, I do kinda get why either of those sleeves would go awry if they were two of them. I FEEL TORN.

Samantha Ronson

Yes! I love this shirt. (They're a Levi's fundraiser for Rock The Vote.)

There Was A Big Veuve Cliquot Polo Party This Weekend

So many dresses, so many patterns!