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The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173fx) Alessandra Ambrosio on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

One of the more entertaining part of this fashion show, to me, is trying to figure out...what is happening, exactly.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173gg) Taylor Hill on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

Is she...a bird?

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173ha) Maria Borges on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

Is she..a spirograph?

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173gr) Elsa Hosk on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

Is this supposed to be...Chinese?

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370ik) Amilna Estevao on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

It always kind of feels like the folks at Victoria's Secret are like, "people are always accusing us of cultural appropriation, so let's mix all our metaphors and just visually confuse everyone!"

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173hl) Leomie Anderson on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

I feel like there's some kind of Aztec/Mayan/Sun Goddess something or other happening here, but honestly, who knows anymore? I do appreciate that her actual knickers are INCREDIBLY NORMAL here.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9229588gj) Grace Bol on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

And underneath this is a total average Victoria's Secret Second Skin Satin bra.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370di) Jasmine Tookes on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

I do have to note that these shoes are awesome.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173go) Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

One of the most amusing things about this particular fashion show is how the models all act like they haven't been spending every waking minute together for the last week. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S YOU, THE PERSON I'VE BEEN SITTING NEXT TO FOR DAYS!"

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173hu) Candice Swanepoel on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

I must note that the workmanship on the wings -- and the wing-adjacent pieces -- is really amazing. I'd love to read an article about how long it takes for someone to make all these aggressive accessories. 

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173io) Liu Wen on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370df) Adriana Lima on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

Ah, yes. Adriana Lima. We meet again.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370do) Cindy Bruna on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

"I can't BELIEVE I made it all the way to Miss Universe! Wait, what?"

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370gb) Lais Ribeiro on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173hj) Romee Strijd on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

This particular look has no relation to any of the other ones and I have to think that the powers that be, late at night, just panicked that they didn't have enough animal print.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173il) Jourdana Elizabeth on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

Welcome to the Greek Goddesses portion of the show.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9229588mb) Vanessa Moody on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173jt) Blanca Padilla on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

I love Harry Styles just JAMMING OUT behind her.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9229588nj) Model on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

Honestly, these are very beautiful.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173hs) Dilone on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

"BEHOLD MY CURTAINS!"

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9229588mh) Lais Ribeiro (wearing Fantasy Bra) on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

This here is Lais Ribeiro in the Fantasy Bra. It's worth TWO MILLION DOLLARS.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9229588ms) Megan Williams on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9229588mq) Taylor Hill on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9229588my) Bella Hadid on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

"Seriously, will someone explain to me what I'm supposed to do with my arms in this? Am I the curtain rod? I'm confused."

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9229588ne) Romee Strijd on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9229588nk) Barbara Fialho on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

We are so deep into The Curtain Portion of this program right now. I'm ordering new sheers for ALL of my windows.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9229588nl) Shu Pei on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

Someone might wear this to the Golden Globes.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370hh) Barbara Fialho on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9229588iy) Bella Hadid on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

This is the look I call, "whoops, that's just actual underwear!"

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173gl) Bella Hadid and Karlie Kloss on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

"You're wearing underwear! GOOD FOR YOU!"

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9229588na) Ming Xi falls on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

This poor model fell, but she seemed to recover quite nicely. It really does happen to all of them.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173dm) Karlie Kloss on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

Karlie was VERY supportive of her.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173eh) Martha Hunt on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

"Here it is. Here's what I'm wearing. I don't know either."

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370fi) Model on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

This is very nearly a dress.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173id) Vanessa Moody on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

Welcome to the vaguely Scandanavian portion of our evening.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173ii) Alexina Graham on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

Or maybe...vaguely Eastern European? We don't know! Both! Neither! Each! IT'S A MELANGE.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370fj) Model on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

Hailee Steinfeld could wear this as real clothing later this year.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370ea) Devon Windsor on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370cu) Nadine Leopold on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

This feels like it's inching toward Native American headdresses in a way that the Victoria's Secret people just CANNOT RESIST.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173jd) Aiden Curtiss on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

"Let's go back to curtains, guys. MORE CURTAINS!"

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173jf) Lily Aldridge on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173kb) Barbara Fialho on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

"What if you favorite teapot WAS LINGERIE? Think about it."

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173kc) Blanca Padilla on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370fg) Model on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

Other than the fact that the whole front of this is non-existent for bra-showing purposes, this is quite cute.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173jv) Bella Hadid on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

Once again, Bella Hadid gets the Hey, That's Just Actual Underwear look. Is that an honor, or a form of hazing, do we think?

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173ix) Georgia Fowler on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173jo) Frida Aasen on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

"I'm gonna wear this with jeans, and you can't stop me."

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173jr) Daniela Braga on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173kn) Adriana Lima on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

This is mildly to moderately terrifying.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9229588np) Alanna Arrington on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

And then we kick into the the selection of clothing from Victoria's Secret's Pink line, AKA Real Cotton Underwear That Actual Women Can Wear Under Their Jeans.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9229588nu) Alecia Morais on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370fu) Grace Elizabeth on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9229588ny) Xin Xie on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

I love how irritated this model looks. She's like, THIS ISN'T HOW SHIRTS WORK.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370ge) Model on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

I do always enjoy, though, as much as I make fun, how much personality Victoria Secret lets their runway models have. I suspect it's a really fun show to walk.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370gg) Lameka Fox on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

"YOU GUYS! I GET TO WEAR PANTS! I WIN!"

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370fv) Maggie Laine on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370fy) Dilone on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370gs) Victoria Lee on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

That's also a total reasonable bikini top. This whole segment is the Reasonable Interlude Amid The Crazy.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370fz) One Wang on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

You know, comparatively.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370gj) Samile Bermannelli on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370gi) Ju Wen on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

I hope someone has sent this coat to Rihanna, because she would love it.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370gw) Nadine Leopold on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370gz) Zuri Tibby on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

Her face is like, "I don't think this is how backpacks work, but OKAY."

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370gm) Maria Borges on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370id) He Sui on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

"Hello. My look has nothing to do with anything. I'm sorry."

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370j) Liu Wen on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

Here, Kylie Jenner takes notes for her post-pregnancy wardrobe.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370ij) Model on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

It's the Balmain-inspired bit of the evening.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9229588jr) Alessandra Ambrosio and Lily Aldridge on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370ev) Martha Hunt and Stella Maxwell on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

Balmain...and maybe a little bit of Braveheart

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370dt) Josephine Skriver on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

Also a dash of Dracula.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9229173ko) Devon Windsor on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

"Okay, what if Outlander had VAMPIRES? SEXY ONES."

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9229588kg) Maria Borges and Alexina Graham on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

That jacket is legit good.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370x) Grace Bol on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9229588ku) Leomie Anderson and Liu Wen on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (9229588kv) Grace Bol on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370bo) Karlie Kloss and Cindy Bruna on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

We told you plaid was in this season.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370bu) Candice Swanepoel on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370aa) Sara Sampaio on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

Kimberly Kardashain, DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370ae) Jasmine Tookes on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

"Hey, what if we do a bit where we imply the robots might be taking over? But with plaid boot? Yes? No? Anyone?"

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370ak) Lily Aldridge on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370ap) Josephine Skriver on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

This part is very Small World. Which I suppose is on theme.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370aw) Stella Maxwell on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2017
Mandatory Credit: Photo by WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9230370ay) Sara Sampaio on the catwalk Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Runway, Shanghai, China - 20 Nov 2017

Disappointed this didn't involve spinning fireworks behind her head, to be honest. Next year?

Victoria's Secret 2017 Fashion Show Takes China
Wings! Bras! Giant headdress! Curtains?

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