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Gigi Hadid
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, After Party, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
I AM SCREAMING. This is profoundly hideous and just when you think you've come to terms with HOW HIDEOUS, you notice that she's wearing plastic shoes. She looks like the high-fashion Gatekeeper from Ghostbusters and NEED I REMIND YOU, the Gatekeeper is a demon?!
Behati Prinsloo
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Behati Prinsloo
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, After Party, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
ALSO HIDEOUS. This is like six belts, a bra, a random blazer, and a heavy metal dickie as envisioned by a kid who spends a lot of time at the Ren Faire. I'M STILL SCREAMING.
Whitney Port
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Whitney Port
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
This is not good, but at least it's just...normal horrible.
Olivia Palermo
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Olivia Palermo
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
Hey, it's a reunion of The City! (Palermo takes this.)
Halsey
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Halsey
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
I mean, I guess this is thematic?
Kelsea Ballerini
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Kelsea Ballerini
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
And this is boring and right now, boring is downright relaxing. I embrace you, boring!
Cara Santana and Jesse Metcalfe
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Cara Santana and Jesse Metcalfe
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
WHAT IS ON JESSE METCALFE'S FACE?
Delilah Belle Hamlin
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Delilah Belle Hamlin
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
WHAT IS THE NEXT STEP AFTER CAPS LOCK?
Nicole Williams
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Nicole Williams
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
Lady, you look like you were mauled by an angry owl at a sample sale.
Laverne Cox
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Laverne Cox
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
Laverne looks like a sexy witch who's going to a Halloween party thrown by a VERY good cook, because she has eschewed any promise of a waistband.
Trevor Noah
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Trevor Noah
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
Phew, this is a palate cleanser of suave.
Bella Hadid
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Bella Hadid
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, After Party, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
It admittedly does make me laugh that she's wearing like totally normal black undercrackers. THAT is highly thematic.
JoJo Fletcher
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JoJo Fletcher
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
This looks like a photo you'd come across twenty years later and sigh, "we had fun at prom."
Willow Hand
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Willow Hand
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, After Party, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
This is like a Sexy Medieval Times thing that doesn't quite hit the mark.
Gizele Oliveira
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Gizele Oliveira
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, After Party, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
The screaming has started again.
Winnie Harlow
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Winnie Harlow
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, After Party, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
This is actually really fun.
Dylan Sprouse
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Dylan Sprouse
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
God bless this kid for bringing Shake Shack.
Cindy Bruna
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Cindy Bruna
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, After Party, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
That's literally just guaze.
Maia Cotton
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Maia Cotton
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, After Party, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
I've never wanted someone to have lined something more.
Victoria Justice
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Victoria Justice
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
This is VERY Dynasty, and I will TAKE IT. THANK YOU.
Leslie Odom Jr.
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Leslie Odom Jr.
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
Ah, sweet dashing relief.
Tyson Beckford
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Tyson Beckford
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
Absolutely. My blood pressure is returning to normal levels.
Rita Ora
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Rita Ora
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
And this, in fact, might be the best she's ever looked and I wish she would have saved this dress for a bigger deal event.
Future
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Future
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
I loved that coat on Kate Middleton!
Aise Rivera
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Aise Rivera
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, After Party, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
This just looks like it would itch.
Sara Sampaio
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Sara Sampaio
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, After Party, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
This is actually probably right on target for this event.
Iesha Hodges
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Iesha Hodges
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, After Party, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
No.
Ming Xi
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Ming Xi
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, After Party, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
NO.
Liu Wen
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Liu Wen
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, After Party, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
NOOOOOOOOO.
Su Ma
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Su Ma
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, After Party, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
Oh! Yes! This is gorgeous.
Bebe Rexha
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Bebe Rexha
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
Sure!
Taylor Hill
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Taylor Hill
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, After Party, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018
Fine!
Candice Swanepoel
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Candice Swanepoel
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Pink Carpet Arrivals, After Party, New York, USA - 08 Nov 2018