Jodie Turner-Smith

Jodie looks as cool as composed as a person can when they're asked to make lingerie the heartbeat of their outfit. I love that coat and the way she styled it with this, and her head is incredible.

Cher in The Attico

Cher performed at this, because GET PAID, CHER, but she did NOT walk up there and demonstrate how to undo those rambunctious zippers in front of everyone and I feel personally affronted by that.

Phoebe Dynevor in Michael Kors

Again, if you're ever gonna get this leggy, it's at an event built on celebrating the lack of pants.

Madison Bailey

This says, "My show Outer Banks comes back soon and I have to go to stuff and wear stuff. The end."

Ice Spice

The event was held at the Brooklyn Navy Yard -- hopefully not on an actual ship that left the pier, because being stuck on a boat with this show sounds hellacious. As hellacious as this getup. This appears inspired by a whipped-cream bikini with cherries on top.

Tyla

This dress looks like it blew onto her and then clung for dear life.

Lisa

She performed "Rock Star" during the show and naturally is wearing some of the company's lingerie here.

Coco Jones

I guess... it fits the brief.

Suni Lee in Diesel

This is fine, and I applaud her for doing her own thing and not trying to play into the sex appeal of it all. But this WOULD maybe have been livelier as a shorter dress with a flippier skirt.

Angel Reese

Ditto. It's an ode to macrame, and that's not my FAVORITE, but I like that she went her own way.

Queen Latifah and Eboni Nichols

She likewise is no-nonsense.

Jenna Lyons

And Jenna Lyons CLEARLY gave no shits about showing up in something slinky. This is far more on-brand for her.

Teyana Taylor

She looks like she's going undercover to sniff out some NONSENSE and she is displeased that she found some.

Gigi Hadid

I believe Gigi opened the show in this, with the wings unfolding and later retracting (and from the clips I saw, it did not look comfortable to walk in). As much as I wish everyone would stop trying to connect everything to Taylor Swift just for clicks -- and I suspect Taylor herself might also wish for this -- Gigi apparently did say she copied the hand gesture from the Eras Tour opener.

Gigi Hadid

She got a second outfit, the meat of which -- if you can call it that -- is one of the things you could buy, for a cool $90.

Bella Hadid

That does look fun to roll around in; sell THAT, people.

Imaan Hammam

I wonder if it's hard for some of the women NOT to get wings. At least she got a whole giant cape.

Paloma Elsesser

That is a very wan heart back there on poor Paloma. This is such an afterthought of an outfit, and I assume it's only there because they ARE trying to sell some of this during the show and the simpler ones are probably more likely to go.

Irina Shayk

This at least has a little sculpture to it.

Ashley Graham

The main suit here is listed as "unlined teddy," so I assume that's why they threw in some underpants underneath it. But it does LOOK like they shrugged and went, "Eh, throw some underpants underneath it."

Carla Bruni

The former First Lady of France hit the catwalk at age 56. Somewhere, Brigitte Macron, blowing a kiss to her Emily in Paris residuals check, is like, "WAIT A MINUTE. What about the CURRENT one???"

Eva Herzigova

Eva is an O.G., so of course she's there. We're in a stretch of famous older models wearing more or less the same basic idea and it's kind of boring.

Kate Moss

At least Kate got SOMETHING resembling wings.

Lila Moss

That jacket would be more fun with leather pants.

Tyla

She sang "Water," which is apt at a navy yard.

Liu Wen

Aw, she looks very cute.

Rianne Van Rompaey

They actually ARE selling this stringy nonsense, which they're calling a "crotchless teddy," even though it's also missing rather a lot of OTHER things.

Devyn Garcia

I actually love how her amazing hair is framed by those wings.

Adriana Lima

Yikes. This is giving refried Burberry. (The pattern, not the overall aesthetic, although you know... the way Burberry is going, give them time.)

The string in the back over her tights made me laugh.

Jill Kortleve

This one came with free Claritin.

Tyra Banks

I'm always glad to see this zany lady out there doing her thing. Nobody leans in as hard as Tyra.

As Usual, People Turned Up In Lingerie-Adjacent Clothes to Watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Because it somehow still exists.