Gigi Hadid in Ferragamo

Gigi put some nice fashion polish on here -- she's not just wearing warmed-over lingerie because it's on-theme, which I appreciate.

Lourdes Leon

As I was saying.

Priyanka Chopra in Giambattista Valli

Priyanka added much better glitz to her undercrackers. I cannot IMAGINE how weird it was to attend this event, knowing every reporter and photographer and probably attendee wanted to yank her aside and be like, "WHAT IS JOE DOING?? IS SOPHIE OKAY?"

Naomi Campbell

This photo was captioned, "Lens," so I typed it in dutifully without looking, and then... it's Naomi Campbell. That's quite a typo??? She looks exactly as you would expect. The giant cymbals on her shoes would be a lot more fun if someone crawled around next to her all night and then hit them with tiny mallets.

Avril Lavigne

Avril feels like she's crossing into Latter Day Christina Aguilera. I wouldn't turn down a duet.

Julia Fox

This is better. It's also something I feel like she'd wear to the post office.

Doja Cat

I believe Ms. Cat was headlining the show. She kept this VERY chill, all things considered. She could have shown up dressed AS an angel wing, covered in feathers.

Emily Ratajkowski

This is the second day in a row that she's been reasonably dressed. It's a September miracle.

Michelle Rodriguez

"Sure!" this photo says, and I agree.

Brooke Shields

Brooke looks like she's the HR representative they deployed.

Doechii

The thing is, it's hard to FUG most of this stuff, exactly, because it IS a Victoria's Secret show. By wear this, she's doing exactly what it says on the tin, so to speak. Do I love it? No. Not even as lingerie. But it's not like she's at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Amelia Hamlin

How is this a dreamy fantasy? It looks like a load of rags.

Candice Swanepoel

She posted this on her Instagram with a styling credit but no dress credit, and then a shot of it just sitting on a table. So I THINK maybe Victoria's Secret designed this corset-bra-dress scenario?

Adut Akech

And this seems to be its cousin. They ARE pretty.

Adriana Lima

This is very sparkly and sexy. I have to think it's very FREEING to show up to this as a former angel, and watch other people strap on the wings.

Lila Grace Moss

I would look a bit surly too if I had to wear this.

Iris Law

First Kate Moss's daughter, and. here, Jude Law's. Victoria's Secret loves a celebrity baby, I guess. But I don't know why her wings look like a dark winter's night.

Adwoa Aboah

At least this bra is nice enough, which should be the crux of the thing anyway, if they want to get women back in stores.

Grace Elizabeth

Couldn't someone get HER a blazer?

Chloe Fineman

And couldn't someone get HER the nicer bra?

Jasmine Sanders

Who took a bite out of her skirt?

Grace VanderWaal

This is pretty enough, I guess. It's like... Lingerie 101.

Halima Aden

Leather seems VERY intense for a party that's about intimate apparel. I might've gone with something more breathable.

Alton Mason

You can probably guess that I'm beefing with the shoe choice. This cries out for silver.

Jemima Kirke

This shoe choice perplexed me, too, but I do enjoy the stripes.

Quannah Chasinghorse

I guess we're TP'ing models now.

Winnie Harlow

That is, when we're not dressing them in sparkly Silly String.

Lori Harvey

She tried to dress up the merch! It even mostly works.

Naomi Osaka

I'm glad to see her looking happy. She popped by the US Open for a taped interview about mental health in athletes (and to watch a little tennis), and she said she's excited to get back to it. But her interview affect is SO quiet and flat that it's tough to know if she meant it. I DEFINITELY do not think this outfit makes sense. It's like a Delia's catalog that somebody misunderstood.

AnnaSophia Robb

"Where's the Tarot slumber party?"

Jamie Chung

I am unmoved.

Paloma Elsesser

It's kooky to me that some women got skimpy stuff, and their one model who falls into the "plus" category got a tight body-shaping corset.

Renee Rapp

She looks like Taylor Momsen crossed with Busy Philipps.

Eileen Gu

Eileen wisely went with something boring and straightforward. No muss, no fuss.

Victoria's Secret Begins (Again?) Its Comeback

Via "The Tour."