
This is a very funny one to open with, in front of a bank of photographers. This is also how I feel every second of my life, which is inconvenient in a photo/phone-driven culture. I do not photograph well. I need to get over it so that my children don't turn 70 someday with no proof that I ever spent time with them. But, most days: NO PHOTOS PLEASE.

It's a subtle message. BUT A REAL ONE.

This reminds me of a shirt from Target that I own.

I believe this says "F*ck this, I'm going to Paris," and I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE. I felt that way about six times yesterday, except with London and Italy. (Sorry, Paris.)

That skirt is actually very pretty. That eagle looks PISSED.

I can think of a few people who need that tattooed on their foreheads as a cautionary measure.

I laughed out loud at this one. But I AM shy and probably DO like you, just FYI.

Simple and to the point.

At one time that could've been GFY's slogan.

I FEEL YOU. (I have a t-shirt from Target that says NOPE on it and have found it extremely handy.)

This feels like something Tyra Banks would sell.

INDEED.

Yes, please do.

The message on THAT dress is a total scream.


No no, it's Go FUG Yourself.

That's, "Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want To Come." I feel like that would've been funniest on the LAST model, but...

... they wanted to end on a higher note, and I get that.
