
This is so bad it's hilarious. Honestly, Chloe these days feels less like a creature of her own curious personal style, than an outlandish version of Blake Lively, wearing everything thrown together without much thought to whether it's too much pasta and not enough water.

CRITICAL THINKING IS SOMETIMES USEFULLY APPLIED TO THE PROCESS OF GETTING DRESSED.

Did she steal a pirate's flag AND the rope he hung it with?

And her sailor knots leave much to be desired.

She was once on ANTM, and this DOES look like one of those challenges where you can keep whatever things you can put on in 30 seconds.

This garment is extremely confusing, and yet is the LEAST perplexing one in this collection. Riddle me that.

NO SORRY GAME OVER GOODBYE
