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# J.Lo Wore a Versace Bodystocking to Her Own VMA Afterparty, Because Why Not
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vma-afterparties-08-2018/
- Published: 2018-08-22T19:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2019-03-23T03:03:04.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Alexandre Vauthier, Azzaro, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

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"HOLA LOVERS. Is this how regular people cut things? Is this upside down? I have not done these things since back on the Block. I have a staff member for this. He cuts everything in my house. Coupons, cakes, toenails... He always tells me to 'Have a knife day,' and we laugh and laugh, because we both know he is going to get a better Christmas bonus than anyone else."

*P.S. If you read* [*yesterday's J.Lo piece*](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jennifer-lopez-did-indeed-thank-her-j-lovers-at-the-vmas-08-2018/) *before I realized the slideshow had not been inserted, take a gander.*

###### \[Photos: Odette Martin/REX/Shutterstock, MediaPunch/REX/Shutterstock\]