in Versace

Points to her: I AM staring, mostly to figure out WHAT and HOW.

This just cracks me up. I love that she's doing this with her leg casually flung into A Rod's lap. Except not casually, because I'm SURE it was placed there specifically so we would feel the love.

Has anyone in her life ever been THAT milquetoast about being grinded upon by Jennifer Lopez?

Tiffany Haddish

Tiffany did not have her best fashion night. Among many other things, you don't pair your sparkly catsuit with thick black boots. It looks like she had to run to grab something off her lawn and just tossed on whatever shoes were by the door.

Keegan-Michael Key

HELLO.

Olivia Munn

I bet she spent the ENTIRE NIGHT tugging on that thing, even WITH the shapewear she's got on underneath. TOO SHORT, OLIVIA. And not worth it.

Shay Mitchell

I'll give her this: That's the best-looking styling of My Dog Ate My T-Shirt that I've ever seen.

Rita Ora

I believe Rita is dressed as one of Cher's old hats.

J.Lo Wore a Versace Bodystocking to Her Own VMA Afterparty, Because Why Not

"HOLA LOVERS. Is this how regular people cut things? Is this upside down? I have not done these things since back on the Block. I have a staff member for this. He cuts everything in my house. Coupons, cakes, toenails... He always tells me to 'Have a knife day,' and we laugh and laugh, because we both know he is going to get a better Christmas bonus than anyone else." P.S. If you read yesterday's J.Lo piece before I realized the slideshow had not been inserted, take a gander. [Photos: Odette Martin/REX/Shutterstock, MediaPunch/REX/Shutterstock]