Jared Leto
Jordan Catalano is wearing a butt cape. And Drew Barrymore's hair.
Busta Rhymes
That jacket is the embodiment of a cocktail on the menu somewhere in lesser Las Vegas.
Riff Raff
This gentleman is suing the producers of Spring Breakers, claiming he was the inspiration for James Franco's character and they used him without his permission, or something. It tells you all you need to know that he WANTS people to know he resembles ANY character in that movie. He's like if Bono woke up under the impression he was Kevin Federline.
DJ Cassidy
This guy deejayed for the house whenever something more interesting wasn't going on, which sounds like a very thankless job indeed. He also looks like a barbershop quartet member gone rogue.
Flying Lotus
Is that his NAME, or his signature magic trick?
Ed Sheeran, Macklemore
I love this. It's like if Ron Weasley and Draco Malfoy were friends in another life.
Austin Mahone
Austin here -- whose fans call them selves MAHOMIES, which I think is genius -- is where Bieber was about two or three years ago. Hopefully he will go to a different place.
Austin Mahone
"They're coming for me," Justin Bieber just whispered to himself as a chill went down his spine.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Dapper.
Adam Lambert
He looks great, and also -- per usual -- like a dynamic supervillain.
Darren Criss
He looks lovely, and it's a creative try, but would this be better without such a heavy dark shirt?
Will Smith
He can do better than this color combination. It feels like giving up. Which maybe he is: It's crazy to me that Will Smith was in attendance, and no one seemed to care. The world has changed. He used to be a golden God, and then After Earth, and now afterthought.