Olivia Rodrigo in Ludovic de Saint Sernin

This brand is relatively young, founded in 2017, and what I found on the Internet suggests it was originally best known for... luxury men's underwear? If you're gonna pivot, this is the way to do it. There are a lot of little skirts and edgy boots on the website for its newest collection that look like things Olivia will also wear. Maybe she'll put 'em on the map.

Shakira

She released a primo dis track on her ex, Gerard Pique, and is now being honored with the Vangaurd Award -- which comes with a 10-minute performance -- and showing up looking THIS HOT is icing on the cake for sure.

Cardi B in Dilara Findikoglu

This dress is made of pearls and hair clips. Zoom in! It's so cool. Rolling Stone just dropped a cover shoot where Olivia Rodrigo is wearing the short version of this dress; it feels like maybe they didn't need to send out BOTH, but they probably did that photo shoot ages ago and didn't ... really consider the timing, so much as the exposure? It's definitely a cool way to turn all your old Goody clips into art.

Offset

Offset got himself in the game, too.

Aryee the Gem

I can't think of many people who'd have worn the chain bib with something under it. I appreciate her efforts.

Ts Madison

Boob mirrors!

Don Pooh

He is apparently a music bigwig who also owns some franchises? I applaud him for not looking rumpled but he also looks like he's going to a Vegas swimming pool/sports book.

Thalia in D&G

As D&Gs go, this one is at least good.

Victor Kunda

Do we think this is the shirt version, or just coincidentally VERY VERY similar?

O-Rod and Shakira Led the VMAs Metallics Parade

It's a short parade, though.