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# VMAs Business As Usual Carpet: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vmas-business-as-usual-carpet-kim-kardashian-and-kanye-west-08-2015/
- Published: 2015-08-31T13:00:39.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-10T01:35:27.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Various Kardashians, VMAs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

"YEAH, I'M IN SWEATS; I DON'T NEED TO TRY HARD. 'CAUSE IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, I'M THE VIDEO VANGUARD -- MUSIC'S POET LAUREATE WHO COULD OUT-VERSE THE BARD. SO I DON'T NEED TO DRESS UP OR TRUSS UP OR PRIMP UP. I DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO DO MY DAMN SHOES UP; THERE'S MORE KNOTS TIED ON MY WIFE AND OUR NEW PUP. BUT MY CINQUAINS ARE LYRICAL; MY PENTAMETER'S IAMBIC; MY SKULL-BONNET'S SONNETS ARE LIKE A COPPERFIELD MAGIC TRICK. SO DON'T LIKE MY CLOTHES? YOU'RE ALLOWED TO I SUPPOSE BUT BOW TO MY RHYMES. ... AND *THAT* WAS A HAIKU, SO BOO HOO, I POEM'D YOU. SO I WIN EVEN WHEN MY WIFE WEARS A DRESS THE COLOR OF ASPARAGUS URINE, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO RHYME ABOUT IT EVEN THOUGH MY BRAIN IS WHIRRIN'. DAMMIT I DID IT ANYWAY. EVEN MY ACCIDENTS ARE ART.

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