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# VMAs Fug Carpet: Alicia Keys
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vmas-fug-carpet-alicia-keys/
- Published: 2012-09-07T19:00:23.000Z
- Updated: 2012-09-07T04:17:06.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Alica Keys's Head

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/151382531.jpg)

Right? It's kind of Victoria Beckham circa 2009, which is one of my FAVORITE Victoria Beckhams. Although I obviously I have great fondness for the Posh Years, and I'd never want to go back to a time before we had pictures of Becks wearing a suit and kissing that little muffin Harper.

## 2012 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/151382534.jpg)

This, on the other hand, is just basically not that flattering. It looks like it's made of the material they use to make giant helium balloons. Speaking of not flattering:

## 2012 MTV Video Music Awards - Show

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/151394730.jpg)

Babe. Listen. If you can't zip your pants up, you probably shouldn't wear them out of the house. And you DEFINITELY shouldn't wear them...you know. On TV.

[VMAs Fug Carpet: Alicia KeysWell, at least her hair is cute. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/151382531.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vmas-fug-carpet-alicia-keys-09-2012/)