Alica Keys's Head

Right? It's kind of Victoria Beckham circa 2009, which is one of my FAVORITE Victoria Beckhams. Although I obviously I have great fondness for the Posh Years, and I'd never want to go back to a time before we had pictures of Becks wearing a suit and kissing that little muffin Harper.

2012 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals

This, on the other hand, is just basically not that flattering. It looks like it's made of the material they use to make giant helium balloons. Speaking of not flattering:

2012 MTV Video Music Awards - Show

Babe. Listen. If you can't zip your pants up, you probably shouldn't wear them out of the house. And you DEFINITELY shouldn't wear them...you know. On TV.

VMAs Fug Carpet: Alicia Keys

Well, at least her hair is cute. [Photos: Getty]