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# VMAs Fug Carpet: Jemima Kirke and Allison Williams
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vmas-fug-carpet-jemima-kirke-and-allison-williams-08-2013/
- Published: 2013-08-26T20:30:26.000Z
- Updated: 2013-08-26T16:04:40.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, VMAs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

Allison Williams introduced the final act of the VMAs last night -- her bff, Katy Perry, who performed under the Brooklyn Bridge (which *did* look pretty cool) -- presumably because in addition to being Katy's Person, she also knows all about Brooklyn from...being in *Girls*? And Jemima Kirke came because...

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wenn20601259.xml "MTV Video Music Awards 2013")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/08/wenn20601259.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

The racket outside her coven got so loud she thought she might as well go see what was happening? Just a guess.

Allison Williams, on the other hand, looked like she got lost on her way to a meeting at the Aveeno World Headquarters or something:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/177739573.xml "2013 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/08/177739573.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Am I right? I mean, this dress is quite cute, but it's also what you wear to meetings to discuss whether or not you're the right person to start shilling mid-priced eye cream to women in their early 30s. I get that you're the Uptight Pretty One, but at least bring out something BeDazzled for the VMAs, lady. Sheesh.

\[Photos: Getty and WENN\]