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# VMAs Fug Carpet: Jessica Szohr
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vmas-fug-carpet-jessica-szhor-09-2012/
- Published: 2012-09-07T15:00:07.000Z
- Updated: 2012-09-07T04:41:47.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, VMAs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

Oh my god, you guys, I just CAN NOT:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/151384285.jpg "2012 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals")

I want to stab you in the arm with a plastic fork, Jessica Szhor. What is even happening here? That is a Spanx-brand body slimmer you just bought for $49.99 at Macy's and it is supposed to go UNDER ANOTHER DRESS. I can only surmise that your headscarf is designed to HOLD YOUR BRAIN IN .