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# VMAs Fug Carpet: Katy Perry
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vmas-fug-carpet-katy-perry-09-2012/
- Published: 2012-09-07T21:00:15.000Z
- Updated: 2012-09-07T04:16:16.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, VMAs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

Katy Perry and I are making the exact same underwhelmed face right now:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/151395353.jpg "2012 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals")

"Maybe I should have worn something less transparent this time," she seems to be thinking. "Also, why does this have a giant leather bow on it? Also, why is it so haphazardly mosaic, like the bottom of a half-finished pool? Also, if I stare at this long enough, why do I keep seeing a deflated Mickey Mouse in it? Is that the universe mocking me for never having made *The Mickey Mouse Club*? I tried, Universe. I would have been amazing dancing with a tiny Justin Timberlake. Or even a larger Justin Timberlake. Maybe I should call Justin Timberlake. That Biel thing is never going to happen, no matter how much white she wears. Shoot. Maybe I should have worn white. I am just going to go home and start over."