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# VMAs Fug Carpet: Kim (in vintage Galliano) and Kanye
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vmas-fug-carpet-kim-and-kanye-08-2016/
- Published: 2016-08-29T15:00:20.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-10T01:34:45.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Various Kardashians, 2016 VMAs, VMAs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

"IT'S LIKE THIS: KIM WAS IN HER CLOSET FOR HOURS UNTIL SHE STARTED TO GLOWER AND I WAS GROWING SOUR, AND BECAUSE I'M A SERIOUS VOW-ER AND 'TIL DEATH DO US PART' STILL HAS POWER, I OFFERED HER FREE WEEZY AND SHE WAS LIKE "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" SO THEN EVERY OUTFIT SHE DEFLOWERED MADE MY MOOD HELLA DOUR AND I WAS LIKE, "JUST PUT UP A DAMN TWITTER POLL AND TAKE A SHOWER." I JUST DIDN'T THINK SHE'D WAIT TO DO THAT LAST THING UNTIL TWO SECONDS BEFORE WE LEFT THE HOUSE. ALSO [I THINK "DRESSY SEXY" WON BUT THIS LOOKS MORE "CASUAL CHILL" TO ME](https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/769934004095180800?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) SO MAYBE "DRESSY" JUST MEANT "IN THE VAGUE MANNER OF A DRESS," BUT EVEN THAT IS JUST A GUESS. FOR SURE THIS LOOK IS SOMETHING LESS. IT'S GENITALLY BREEZY AND NIPPLE-FREEZY AND SORTA SEXY BUT ALSO SLEAZY AND HONESTLY IT LOOKS LIKE DISCOUNT YEEZY SO TELL ME PLEAZY WHY SHE'LL PICK IT WHEN [IT'S BY GALLIANO](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3762873/Kim-Kardashian-shows-incredible-post-baby-figure-sheer-mini-dress-Kanye-West-watches-proudly.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) BUT NOT WHEN IT'S MEEZY. IT'S A SEE-THROUGH RUCHED HOT MESS THAT I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BLESS WHEN I REALLY WANT TO CONFESS THAT IT DOES NOT IMPRESS, UNLIKE CAGNEY & LACEY STARRING SHARON GLESS. YES THAT'S RIGHT I KNOW MY 'COP SHOW ROLE MODELS. DALY, GLESS, FRANZ, WEST. RECOGNIZE."

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