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# VMAs Fug Carpet: Miley Cyrus
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vmas-fug-carpet-miley-cyrus-2/
- Published: 2013-08-26T14:00:24.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:00:28.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Miley Cyrus

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/177654996.xml)

It's the garter around her thigh that really sells it. By which I mean, frosts the crazy cake with buttercraz icing.

## Miley Cyrus

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/177655122.xml)

She is so excited about her tongue right now.

## Miley Cyrus

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/177654963.xml)

I feel like we're watching something that she's really going to hate when she's 36.

## Miley Cyrus

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wenn20598897.xml)

It just wouldn't stop. All night. Tongue everywhere. That sucker had to be like fly paper by the end of the show.

[VMAs Fug Carpet: Miley CyrusThis feels like leftover Gwen Stefani from 2001, reheated in the microwave of a Claire's Accessories, and then served up in a Bollywood Grease remake. Except not as awesome. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/177654996.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vmas-fug-carpet-miley-cyrus-2-08-2013/)