Miley Cyrus

There is also an eau de Billy Idol here. Her Rebel Yell is taking us all on a Joyride.

Miley Cyrus

One might think of this look as what would happen if Pink were cast in an Addams Family remake.

Miley Cyrus

It ALSO looks eerily like the kind of haircut Tyra would give someone on ANTM -- in fact, Catie from Season 2 ended up getting something similar. It has potential on Miley, but... it's not working yet, kiddo, and your dress isn't helping. The sleeve looks like it just seceded.

Miley Cyrus

I have DEEP CONCERNS about the back side of this mother. We are basically getting... if not a full moon, then at least one that's waxing gibbous. Which also sounds exactly like what she had to do in order to wear this outfit. I weep.

VMAs Fug Carpet: Miley Cyrus

I had been waiting for Miley to wear the new hair out to a formal event, just to see how she'd style it. The answer? A full Roxette. Oh, she's got the look, all right. ZING. [Photos: Getty]