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# VMAs Fug Carpet: Rita Ora in Donna Karan
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vmas-fug-carpet-rita-ora-in-donna-karan/
- Published: 2014-08-25T19:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2014-08-26T04:41:52.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

## Rita Ora

![Rita Ora at the VMAs](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/rita-ora-vmas-2014-ffn_km_mtv_vma_arr_082414_51510865.xml)

Those ALL look like Barbie costume jewelry.

## Rita Ora

![Rita Ora at the VMAs](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/rita-ora-vmas-2014-454106924.xml)

This is the kind of dress that feels made EXPLICITLY and ONLY so that some six-foot glamazon can stomp it down a dramatically lit runway as it blows behind her in a wind of her own creation. And when you take it out of that setting and plonk it onto the red carpet, it looks like a giant popped balloon that someone stuck together with gum.

## Rita Ora at the VMAs

![Rita Ora at the VMAs](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/rita-ora-vmas-2014-ffn_km_mtv_vma_arr_082414_51510867.xml)

Perhaps to its own detriment, as it also basically created a motion hazard. So she's impeded both leg movement AND finger function. At least her head still works?

## Rita Ora at the VMAs

![Rita Ora at the VMAs](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/rita-ora-vmas-2014-454106900.xml)

Those seams are all puckering, and somehow those tiny strings are extremely perfunctory, as if what's really holding this thing up is the fact that her nipples poked through it a bit. I don't know. I'm just... I think people have done floaty and ethereal so much better, and this adds nothing to that conversation except sad trombones.

## Rita Ora at the VMAs

![Rita Ora at the VMAs](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/rita-ora-vmas-2014-ag042776_50.xml)

Nothing about this particularly flattered her, although I'm sure it was light as a feather to wear...

[VMAs Fug Carpet: Rita Ora in Donna KaranI don't know how else to say it, so I'll be blunt: You have WAY too much crap on your hands, child. Fingers are important. Don't impede their function. LET YOUR PHALANGES DANCE. \[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, AKM-GSI\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/rita-ora-vmas-2014-ffn_km_mtv_vma_arr_082414_51510865.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vmas-fug-carpet-rita-ora-in-donna-karan-08-2014/)