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# VMAs Fug Carpet: Taylor Swift in Ashish
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vmas-fug-carpet-taylor-swift-in-ashish-08-2015/
- Published: 2015-08-31T15:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2015-08-31T17:54:48.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Accessories to the Crime, VMAs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

You know what? I have a high tolerance for Taylor, but I just can't with this, to use MTV-appropriate vernacular:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/08/gettyimages-485971894.jpg "GettyImages-485971894")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/vmas-fug-carpet-taylor-swift-in-ashish-08-2015/gettyimages-485971894?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Those shoes are great, but she's wearing sparkly houndstooth sweatpants that she kept pulling up all night (so as not to violate the Taylor Swift Anti-Bellybutton Guidelines) with a matching cropped top. There is no human alive who can *really* wear sparkly houndstooth sweatpants without looking slightly absurd, but definitely not when that human also makes the choice to go really matchy-matchy with that particular life choice. Okay, wait, that's a lie. Gwen Stefani could wear this. But Taylor is no Gwen Stefani (although if she starts making her squad wear harajuku outfits, then we might need to revise that) -- not even at the VMAs.

\[Photpo: Getty\]