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# VMAs Fug or Fab Carpet: Emma Watson
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vmas-fug-or-fab-carpet-emma-watson-09-2012/
- Published: 2012-09-07T17:00:18.000Z
- Updated: 2012-09-10T15:57:57.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Fug or Fab, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

"What is Hermione wearing?" Heather asked me.

"I don't know," I said. "How can you even see what she's wearing when she's standing next to that guy?"

"That guy" is Ezra Miller, Emma's co-star in *Perks of Being a Wallflower* (which I haven't read; should I?), and[ he seems like a delight](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ezra%5FMiller?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io):

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/151382635.jpg "2012 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals")

That isn't me being sarcastic. He trained as an opera singer to overcome a speech impediment...and ended up singing at the Met. He played Kevin in *We Need to Talk about Kevin,* so he's on SWINTON's Christmas card list. He said the following recently: "I have a lot of really wonderful friends who are of very different sexes and genders. I am very much in love with no one in particular," the latter of which is a phrase that sounds like it ought to be a very good pop song that I want to sing really loudly in the car. He apparently is part of a very in-demand mariachi band and left his urban sombrero in the car. I sincerely feel like if you got caught in an elevator with him, you would leave that elevator with plans to go get omelets with him. I like this kid.

But let's look at Emma's dress. Alone:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/09/151383972.jpg "2012 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals")

I kind of feel like it's two cute dresses melded together into one weird dress that I might like even though it also makes me feel like I'm about to have a seizure. Like the most memorable cocktails, really.