Taylor Swift
I love navy, but it turns out I have some issues with this look. The dress itself is pretty great, but it's making her boobs look like implants (OMG TAYLOR DOESN'T HAVE BAD IMPLANTS RIGHT?!? No. No, that's impossible. This is just a weird bra/bra cup/boob tape situation). And the hair and make-up, together, is a lot. The whole thing feels, as Lainey would say, a little try-hard. On the other hand, there are like sixteen of her ex-boyfriends in the audience at this thing, and who amongst us is able to resist the instinct to go overboard with the primping when we know we're about to run into an ex.
Selena Gomez
When I was watching the pre-show, I only saw one half of this dress, and it was the side that didn't look like she had just run screaming out of her hotel room when it caught fire in the middle of her getting dressed. So when Heather was all, "WHAT IS HAPPENING THERE?" I was like, "I do not even know what you're talking about." AND THEN I SAW THE LIGHT.
Selena Gomez
At least her earrings rule.