Apologies that you can't see her shoes here: our slideshow functionality is new and awesome, but it crops pics a little weird. We're working on it. That said: her shoes are BORING, but this dress is actually REALLY cute. It's also apt, given that her new song is called "Anaconda." And also maybe mean because one of her back-up dancers got bit by a snake this weekend. I'm not making that up. So even if it IS bitchy, it still works.
THIS is also cute, although this is also the dress that split on her when she took the stage the second time last night, so....you know, like the snake, it was alluring but untrustworthy.
I was not going to let you languish without a good look at these.
I DO look forward to seeing this in the live stage show of Peter Pan they're going to be putting up in Vegas three years from now, starring whoever's currently on Bachelorette in Paradise claiming to be a dancer.